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[witchbuster]

Texts from Last Night!

Rules!

1. Go to TFLN and hit random or make up your own text
2. Post it with your character
3. Reply to other people
4. Ridiculousness ensues

Comments

[worm_dancer]

got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule

[a_hired_pistol]

just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"

Please let me know if this is inappropriate; a-action?

[future_hatsune]

Hey, I happened to like having something warm down there~! [Grabs for the phone.]

given the things he does in canon, Not at all! And Miku can certainly afford him

[a_hired_pistol]

[There's a brief struggle for it, which considering Shin's slender, girly frame and the fact that Miku's a robot, he probably loses]

I do not know anything about your canon I am so sorry

[future_hatsune]

[Yep! She ends up winning that struggle largely because of her surprisingly cold plastic and metal hands. Man, why would she be here...? In lingerie with green and white stripes at that.] Hey, who's this? [Browsing through recent texts now, though ones before this morning.]

[future_hatsune]

I'm not even sure what happened to the karaoke machine \^o^/=3

vincent brooks | catherine

[edgingaround]

Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.

[empathizes]

Why were you in a closet?

[edgingaround]

If someone has an answer to that question, I'd love to hear it, because I have no idea.

estelle | tales of vesperia

[estellepedia]

Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?