I am very curious to know how you achieve to cope with that thing to even spork it.
I couldn't read the spork entirely since what is left of my brain burns so much. But from what I read, your work was lovely and smoothed the pain a lot.
YES, this came out the night before my last final of the semester. What incredible luck. Although it also came out the day after I had to get a new laptop, so maybe it's mixed. Anyway, it's great to see part 3.
I think you did great sporking. I didn't get the crossover picture though. I mean, I get it is a KH/Pokemon crossover picture, but I don't get the joke.
It was this part that made me think Larxene needed to spork this. I've always hoped there would be a badfic to terrible that it would Larxene's reaction would be to vomit or just plain break her. Maybe that's my inner sadist.
This part actually reminded me of that other badfic where she molested Roxas. Essentially she was doing the same here.
Sporking is pretty mixed-feelings-ish for sporkers too. On one hand, sporking os fun, but on the other, the fics are horrible and you have to read them at least once to think up jokes.
My headcanon says that the color-and-music type Heartless (like this one, whose name I forget) are made of metal. This is where Magnemite comes in. I... have no idea why I drew that anymore. XD
Oooh, just wait until "chapter" fifteen. She pulled one of Xigbars' guns from her sleeve. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT?" She begins to cry. "I WANT MY BABY BACK BUT THAT CAN'T HAPPEN CAN IT?" Roxas was so scared he didn't say anything. "SO YOU'RE GOING TO BE MY NEW BABY AND SET THINGS RIGHT!" Larxene: WAITWHATTHEFUCK?!
Which one was that again? I remember it being horrible, but that's about all.
...I blame the centipede's dilemma for that. *Goes to fix.*
I am calm. I am very, very calm, and not in the least nauseated or in a homicidal fury. Really. Now please, excuse me while I- calmly- beat the author into a pulp with total calmness. Have I mentioned I'm absolutely calm recently?
... Fuck calmness, pass the booze. And the dynamite. And the cyanide. And the lighter fluid. Oh, and the shovel.
Del, this badfic is breaking my brain, possibly worse than Incubus AND HPK combined ever did. If you need any help sporking it, I'm here, as a certified sporker and someone who's actually read this atrocity all the way through. It needs to die, now. Preferably in an extremely violent fashion. *actually shaking with fury at how badly they're getting her absolute favourite character in the ENTIRE SERIES wrong*
... I will admit that the ending with time travel and Roxas gave me a little bit of my nonexistent faith in humanity back.
Just go somewhere private and scream for a while until you're calm. It's supposed to really work. Also, try a stress ball.
HPK? What's HPK?
Hey Myrrh, I resent the Ripper stuff to you through FF.net's PM system a couple weeks back. Did you get it? It's really a shame how your PM system here is messed up.
Sounds like a plan. I might join you. A less bloody-murder-related plan to cool down: go download Osu, yoink a few songs you likie and start playing that. That helps me calm down.
...so PHK? Everyone calls it that instead of HPK. XD
Well, that was-plotmasterDecember 10 2011, 10:37:31 UTC
Something. I'm absolutely certain that this fic was something, but adjectives ellude me at the moment. I'm sure someone will think of something to help with that
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Re: Well, that was-anderlingDecember 10 2011, 11:28:25 UTC
The characterisation in this is lovely, innit? Badfic seems to have all of three characterisations for girls. There's "generic good girl" and "Female Success Is Family" depending on age for characters we're meant to sympathise with and "Alpha Bitch" for characters we're meant to hate. If a character displayed the 'bitch'-persona in canon but the author wants her to be a good guy, enter the Freudian Excuse. That level of writing is about the same as mine when I was six. Speaking of excuses, the one here just falls flat in so many ways. For one thing, women who lost a baby don't spontaneously turn into bitches to hide their pain. For another, why the hell would she have to? One through Seven are assholes and wouldn't care, but the rest of them would at least bear it in mind or something. Lastly, Larxene can't give a damn about Kyle anymore, she can just pretend really hard. This does not warrant the creepy babying of someone who is mentally fifteen years old and cursing like a sailor throughout the fic, nor does it justify Larxene
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I couldn't read the spork entirely since what is left of my brain burns so much. But from what I read, your work was lovely and smoothed the pain a lot.
Thank you and keep with the good work.
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I think you did great sporking. I didn't get the crossover picture though. I mean, I get it is a KH/Pokemon crossover picture, but I don't get the joke.
It was this part that made me think Larxene needed to spork this. I've always hoped there would be a badfic to terrible that it would Larxene's reaction would be to vomit or just plain break her. Maybe that's my inner sadist.
This part actually reminded me of that other badfic where she molested Roxas. Essentially she was doing the same here.
Oh, and you spelled unanimous wrong.
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My headcanon says that the color-and-music type Heartless (like this one, whose name I forget) are made of metal. This is where Magnemite comes in. I... have no idea why I drew that anymore. XD
Oooh, just wait until "chapter" fifteen.
She pulled one of Xigbars' guns from her sleeve.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT?"
She begins to cry.
"I WANT MY BABY BACK BUT THAT CAN'T HAPPEN CAN IT?"
Roxas was so scared he didn't say anything.
"SO YOU'RE GOING TO BE MY NEW BABY AND SET THINGS RIGHT!"
Larxene: WAITWHATTHEFUCK?!
Which one was that again? I remember it being horrible, but that's about all.
...I blame the centipede's dilemma for that. *Goes to fix.*
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Both the fic and the spork. I don't like that spork much, for some reason.
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... Fuck calmness, pass the booze. And the dynamite. And the cyanide. And the lighter fluid. Oh, and the shovel.
Del, this badfic is breaking my brain, possibly worse than Incubus AND HPK combined ever did. If you need any help sporking it, I'm here, as a certified sporker and someone who's actually read this atrocity all the way through. It needs to die, now. Preferably in an extremely violent fashion. *actually shaking with fury at how badly they're getting her absolute favourite character in the ENTIRE SERIES wrong*
... I will admit that the ending with time travel and Roxas gave me a little bit of my nonexistent faith in humanity back.
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HPK? What's HPK?
Hey Myrrh, I resent the Ripper stuff to you through FF.net's PM system a couple weeks back. Did you get it? It's really a shame how your PM system here is messed up.
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Hydra. Penis. Kooshball.
Yeah, I did, thank you a lot! I'm waiting until I have a bit more free time (read: when finals are over) to check 'em out.
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A less bloody-murder-related plan to cool down: go download Osu, yoink a few songs you likie and start playing that. That helps me calm down.
...so PHK? Everyone calls it that instead of HPK. XD
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Badfic seems to have all of three characterisations for girls. There's "generic good girl" and "Female Success Is Family" depending on age for characters we're meant to sympathise with and "Alpha Bitch" for characters we're meant to hate. If a character displayed the 'bitch'-persona in canon but the author wants her to be a good guy, enter the Freudian Excuse. That level of writing is about the same as mine when I was six.
Speaking of excuses, the one here just falls flat in so many ways. For one thing, women who lost a baby don't spontaneously turn into bitches to hide their pain. For another, why the hell would she have to? One through Seven are assholes and wouldn't care, but the rest of them would at least bear it in mind or something. Lastly, Larxene can't give a damn about Kyle anymore, she can just pretend really hard. This does not warrant the creepy babying of someone who is mentally fifteen years old and cursing like a sailor throughout the fic, nor does it justify Larxene ( ... )
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