This has to be the least sexy thing I've ever read. That category includes Heartless Tentacle-Rape and Titian Heat. I'm impressed.
Larxene: Nah. Too much talking, not enough stabbing. Olette: You mean tackling. Larxene: I know what I said. Clearly, there is no difference where Larxene is concerned. Poor Olette. XD
Thighs of steel-exchange is made of win. I can picture it.
Larxene: Of course I laced it with an aphrodisiac! *aside* Cyanide is an aphrodisiac, right? Mmm, tasty cyanide.
Larxene: To the bone. *dons sunglasses and a biker jacket* Nonono, see, since it’’s badfic, her Organization-coat is made of leather already, so she wouldn’t have to change into one! *Thwacked.*
Olette: Priorities are for lamers. IS SEIFER GONNA HAVE TO OWN A LAMER?!
Larxene: She’ll prove her femininity by banging a woman, HELL YEAH! Olette: Something was off about that… Considering how badfic works, I see nothing wrong with that.
Olette: Oh yes, that, um… corkscrew-esque touch of yours. Larxene: *produces a corkscrew* Careful what you wish for~*
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Actually...plotmasterSeptember 9 2011, 05:27:06 UTC
Yes, Marluxia is supposed to be there.
Thanks for all of your comments (except for the MarVex one, I think we both regret getting that reference). Believe me, it will only get more confusing before it makes sense.
Re: Actually...anderlingSeptember 10 2011, 21:53:51 UTC
Totally random thought you never intended, but I was playing Re:coded today and in the Coliseum, the Wyverns use an attack called "Corkscrew twist" or something. So now I'm reading that corkscrew-comment and cracking up because I'm picturing Wyvern!Larxene for some reason. XD Yes, I'm weird, but life's more fun that way.
... This fanfic actually got me into writing Kingdom Hearts fanfiction. That being said, I haven't looked at this fic in years. Now I can see how... WOEFULLY OOC they are here.
So, I have to say I'm somewhat uncomfortable with "dykey yet IC" Larxene being worth a shadow in your opinion. It sounds an awful lot like "making characters queer when I don't think of them that way".
I also have a problem with calling Olette's characterization "slutty" for ... enjoying sex? Being socially pressured into sex she didn't want? Having had sex at all? Not only is that slut-shaming, but it's conflating sexual desire with sexual coercion. Not cool.
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Larxene: Nah. Too much talking, not enough stabbing.
Olette: You mean tackling.
Larxene: I know what I said.
Clearly, there is no difference where Larxene is concerned. Poor Olette. XD
Thighs of steel-exchange is made of win. I can picture it.
Larxene: Of course I laced it with an aphrodisiac! *aside* Cyanide is an aphrodisiac, right?
Mmm, tasty cyanide.
Larxene: To the bone. *dons sunglasses and a biker jacket*
Nonono, see, since it’’s badfic, her Organization-coat is made of leather already, so she wouldn’t have to change into one! *Thwacked.*
Olette: Priorities are for lamers.
IS SEIFER GONNA HAVE TO OWN A LAMER?!
Larxene: She’ll prove her femininity by banging a woman, HELL YEAH!
Olette: Something was off about that…
Considering how badfic works, I see nothing wrong with that.
Olette: Oh yes, that, um… corkscrew-esque touch of yours.
Larxene: *produces a corkscrew* Careful what you wish for~* ( ... )
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Thanks for all of your comments (except for the MarVex one, I think we both regret getting that reference). Believe me, it will only get more confusing before it makes sense.
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Yes, I'm weird, but life's more fun that way.
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Sorry bro, but misogyny is terribly annoying too.
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I'm also not a fan of the manner in which you've chosen to use 'dyke' and the skeevy as fuck one way to be female message you've got going on.
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Sporker!Larxene = <3
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I love my LarNami and LarShion.
Excellent spork by the way
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I also have a problem with calling Olette's characterization "slutty" for ... enjoying sex? Being socially pressured into sex she didn't want? Having had sex at all? Not only is that slut-shaming, but it's conflating sexual desire with sexual coercion. Not cool.
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