Eighth Incision - April Fool's Day

[healforscience]

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Who is zhere?

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Voice

[brbpouncingyou]

Your worst nightmare.

[healforscience]

Herr Hunter? You 'aven't been droned?

Voice

[brbpouncingyou]

...Was it that obvious that it was me? Tsk.

No, I'm... at home, actually. Though it's not really home.

Voice

[healforscience]

Home as in...vait, you managed to get out?

[enough_bodybags]

Hm, how odd. Who is zhis? You sound...familiar.

[healforscience]

Vhat? You called me, I should be askink you zhat.

[enough_bodybags]

I did not intend to.

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Do you perhaps vork for BLU or RED?

Brb loling forever.

[healforscience]

...Ja, I verk for RED.

Might I ask who is callink?

[fyi_im_a_medic]

Hmph. You always were second-rate.

[healforscience]

[That voice is familiar!]

Ach. You. Calling to taunt me over mein predicament?

[fyi_im_a_medic]

You are nothing vithout your large Russian friend. That town vill consume you like so many painkillers.

[healforscience]

[He sounds a little irked, but he's trying his best to sound calm.]

I am doink fine here, as hard as you may find zhat to believe.

[a_good_job_mate]

It's Sniper, mate. Take it you're gettin' a bloody lotta phone calls?

[healforscience]

More zhan a few.

Good to know zhat you are not dead vithout me.

[a_good_job_mate]

Well, it's not as easy stayin' alive, but at least we still got Engie'n his dispenser.

How ya been 'oldin' up, doc?

[healforscience]

Zhis place is a special brand of hell, but I am doink all right.

...I'm sorry zhat I can't be there.

[touchmysquirrel]

Hello, Friedrich.

[healforscience]

Ach! You again!

Vhat do you want zhis time?

[touchmysquirrel]

Just listening to the sound of your voice.

[healforscience]

...because zhat is not creepy at all.