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[ ACTION FOR THOSE AROUND ROUTE 29! They can find him literally laying on the ground asleep. No, the pokégear did not just get faceplanted on by a sleeping blue-headed kid. No, his Larvitar is not saving him from further shame by dragging the pokégear away from him and poking his face. ]

Nngh. [ SNORES. ]

... Lar. [ Alas, further shame is

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[restardom]

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Someone looks comfy.

[video] PERSONAAAAA-- wait.

[restardom]

... Probably not. My name's Rise Kujikawa!

[video] not even your persona can save you

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It's nice to meet you then, Kujikawa-san. [ NO MATTER HOW STRANGE THIS IS. ]

[video] b-but D:

[restardom]

You too. Has anyone filled you in on where you are yet?

[video] NO BUTS

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This is Johto and I'm in the world of Pokémon.

Is that it?

[video] BUTTER??

[restardom]

That's it.

[video] deepfriedbutter

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... Simpler than I thought.

[video] my arteries my arteries

[restardom]

Well, that's the easiest way to put it.

[video] are they clogged?

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What's the complex way then...

[video] Nothing clogs like deepfried butter

[restardom]

Well, besides you being here before, people come from different worlds, and different timelines, even when they're from the same world... just for starters.

[video] what about deepfried twinkies

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[ You lost him at different worlds yet not at different timelines. ]

Would Phoenix Ranger Featherman R be able to come here too? For example...

[video] sob I can't believe those exist

[restardom]

That TV cha-- um.

Well, we do have Minnie Mouse here.

[video] why would they do that ;u;

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That... mouse mascot for that American theme park?

[video] they don't like people living past 40

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Yep. Only this one's a queen.

[video] isn't it voluntary to eat it

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Do you mean queen or queen complex...

[video] it scares me that people WANT to

[restardom]

I mean queen.