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Sep 05, 2010 01:22

Still sick. The plague is apparently attacking the part of my brain that influences my taste in movies. So of course I'm watching Ultraviolet online ( Read more... )

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project_mayhem_ September 5 2010, 12:57:18 UTC
Someone once asked me how bad Ultraviolet was. I said "It's got Milla Jovovich in skintight vinyl outfits riding a BMW and doing martial arts, and yet it's still unwatchable. So to answer your question, that bad."

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headhouse September 5 2010, 13:43:28 UTC
I live in fear of a potential sequel.

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whiskeypants September 5 2010, 14:55:16 UTC
Yeah, I had pretty much the same experience, only I was hungover, not sick. My mantra through the whole thing was, "focus on Milla Jovovich. Focus on Milla Jovovich."

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headhouse September 5 2010, 17:33:22 UTC
There are worse ways of dealing with the tough times. :)

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bodyinthegarden September 5 2010, 23:23:50 UTC
i watched it in theaters and don't remember it being THAT horrible...i'll have to watch it again.

you need to watch showgirls.

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headhouse September 6 2010, 01:39:14 UTC
I didn't get hostile towards it until she pulled out a pushbutton gadget that realigned her personal gravity to whatever she wanted. Gravity. Argh.

Showgirls? Okay, I'll track it down. :) Is this a trap of some kind?

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bodyinthegarden September 6 2010, 01:53:33 UTC
if you give me your address, i'll make you a copy. i have a version with hysterical commentary from this dude...you just have to hear it.

it probably won't get to you till after you're plague has passed, but you should still watch it.

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