What a week! Have you seen me on the latest Ben&Jerry advertisment posters? Have you? Don't I look awesome?
Did you know that in North America there are approximately 618 roller coasters? And imagine, they are still building new ones from time to time! So, let's say we can make 1 ride in two days (counting that we'll take them several times and then take a day to travel to the next location) that would make a total of 1236 days or 3,3863013698630136986301369863014 years (hand calculators rule!). So now all you gotta do is tell me when you can take 3,3863013698630136986301369863014 years off and there we go! How about I come around next month to pick you up? Should give you enough time to organize things and pack your stuff.
Dude, 618 roller coasters! Life is just about to start!
I own a suit now! Okay, I don't own a suit because it is not exactly my suit, I borrowed it. But I look sharp! I'm a greeter at the Flaming Tomahawk Casino. Yeah, baby, better believe it, I'm in Vegas! You totally have to come here! And don't tell Dad!
There are a lot of weird guys here who look like Fat Cat from Disney's Chip&Dale. Only in thin. ... Well, not all of them. Some.
Shawn
P.S.: I wrote my current adress under the spare key I attached to the letter. I don't have a mailbox there so I just sent you the key. You can enter my flat with it. In case I'm not there when you get here.
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What a week! Have you seen me on the latest Ben&Jerry advertisment posters? Have you? Don't I look awesome?
Did you know that in North America there are approximately 618 roller coasters? And imagine, they are still building new ones from time to time! So, let's say we can make 1 ride in two days (counting that we'll take them several times and then take a day to travel to the next location) that would make a total of 1236 days or 3,3863013698630136986301369863014 years (hand calculators rule!). So now all you gotta do is tell me when you can take 3,3863013698630136986301369863014 years off and there we go! How about I come around next month to pick you up? Should give you enough time to organize things and pack your stuff.
Dude, 618 roller coasters! Life is just about to start!
See you soon,
Shawn
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I own a suit now! Okay, I don't own a suit because it is not exactly my suit, I borrowed it. But I look sharp! I'm a greeter at the Flaming Tomahawk Casino. Yeah, baby, better believe it, I'm in Vegas! You totally have to come here! And don't tell Dad!
There are a lot of weird guys here who look like Fat Cat from Disney's Chip&Dale. Only in thin. ... Well, not all of them. Some.
Shawn
P.S.: I wrote my current adress under the spare key I attached to the letter. I don't have a mailbox there so I just sent you the key. You can enter my flat with it. In case I'm not there when you get here.
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