Happy H/D Holidays calyxess - Part 1/3

[hd_hols]

Author: floweringjudas
Recipient: calyxess
Title: Are You There, God? It's Me, Draco - Part 1/3
Pairings: Harry/Draco, Percy/??
Summary: Harry and Draco are straight Aurors. Then they're gay teachers. It makes sense in context.
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended

Comments

[grey_hunter]

LOL Draco calling Harry "Pumpkin" is just insane. :D Hm... I see Harry graduated into a much more spacious closet than the one he had been living in as a child... I mean, Malfoy is a definite improvement to spiders... and ouch! Dobby-with-a-sense-of-humour really is a low blow.

[acromantular]

o.O
Oh my god, this is starting beautifully.
*scampers off*

[kayleigh_jane]

I love the Pratchett references in this. This is so funny and very well written. I'm off to the next part!

[bibliokat]

Percy is the best Minister EVER. I would definitely vote for him!

Brilliant;)

[flawless_beauti]

Draco promptly displayed the discipline of several months of Auror Training by shrieking and trying to climb both Harry and the bookshelf behind him, with limited success. He then whipped his head around, glaring at the cowering house elf four feet away in the corridor.

"He's busy. Go away," Malfoy said imperiously, before being shoved away by Harry, who'd been unable to breathe while Draco had been trying to climb him like a tree. Dobby sniffed and turned his long nose up at his former master, and gave Harry an et tu, Brute sort of look.

XD I love you. Seriously. That made me laugh aloud for several minutes, but the bold was genius. I can see him doing it too, the girl that he is.

♥

[flawless_beauti]

I laughed so freaking hard.