Happy H/D Holidays, anthimaeria!

[hd_hols]

Author: dark0feenix
Recipient: anthimaeria
Title: The Many Faces of Draco Malfoy
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Summary: Harry's going to save the world but first he needs to face Malfoy. All of him.
Rating: R
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Word Count: ~4800
Author's

Comments

[rurounihime]

Heh, at first, I was all what the huh? But this just got funnier and funnier, and you sprang several surprises on me (such as the polyjuicing Hermio-Draco, and poor Reality!Draco hiding from the obviously whacked out manifestations of Harry) that made me bust up laughing. A joyous read! Slightly bittersweet at the end, and just a great fic all around. I think you covered just about everything! *laughs heartily*

[dark0feenix]

Thank you! I'm happy to hear this was both funny and surprising. The bittersweet end felt necessary in order to get at least some sort of connection to the canon reality. But there's yet hope for the boys. :)

[lilian_cho]

Oh crack how I love thee.

Nooo, silver-haired puppy :-(

[dark0feenix]

Hee, thank you! By now the silver-haired puppy is happily galloping around with his new best friend, the raven-colored and green-eyed puppy. ;)

[tifsuz]

Awesome crack!

Several hilarious part, but this has to be my favorite:

"You just never know with all the bestiality going on."

Harry shuddered, appalled, and hurried his footsteps. There were no ferrets to be seen but a suspiciously platinum-colored puppy came running down the hill towards him, as if on cue. Since Harry didn't want to take any risks, he gave the little creature a few sharp kicks just to be on the safe side.

[dark0feenix]

Thank you! I'm happy to hear you liked it. This Harry certainly goes only for the real thing. :D

[dark0feenix]

Thank you very much! I'm happy to hear you enjoyed it. :D

[norton_gale]

LOL, this is like one huge spoiler for Book 7, right? Ah, if JKR only knew!

I was looking forward to reading this from the moment you asked me if I minded if you used fanon clichés in a humorous way. And it definitely lived up to my expectations: hilariously surreal all the way through. Draco is totally Harry's whore crush. It's amazing how many fanon!Draco cliches you've succeeded in cramming in.

Harry scratched his head, eyeing the doors that led into the Great Hall with trepidation, but since he wasn't a Gryffindor for nothing he opened the doors and entered. But of course!

Dumbledore was known for the occasional sparkle, merry wink and twinkling of his eyes, but when it was all happening simultaneously, it looked like someone had forgot to put out the Christmas lights. Yikes!

"Oh, come on! It's not like Malfoy would be hiding in the girls' toilet, crying his eyes out." Right, now that's hardly canon

[norton_gale]

I'm so happy and relieved to hear you enjoyed this! I'll answer you properly once the big reveal has been made, but I just had to come and tell you that it really was a coincidence with Fanfiction for Dummies!! I really didn't see it in your lj. I swear. :D I did see all the guessing for my identity in your lj, however. Sorry to tell you, but you're not even close. ;)

♥

[norton_gale]

When I write gift fics, I usually look around in the recipient's LJ for clues of things they like, so that's why I thought you might have seen the book cover and included it as a wink to me. That's a really cool coincidence!

Man, now I have no idea who you are. But due to the time of your comment, I suspect you probably live outside the US or on the East Coast. Let me think about that... :)

[dark0feenix]

Hee! I did look around your lj at the beginning but mostly just read fics you had written to get an idea of your tastes. And I totally loved your LA H/D's, dude! ;) I'm happy to be able to say it now that there's no risk of giving away my "sikrit identity" anymore.

And Finland is indeed pretty far from the US. :D