*logs in for the first time in like four years*

[hcuz]

Hi I'm still alive

This thing says I have 397 new messages but fuck that

Comments

[konami]

Wow that's a lot of messages, I have zero!

[hcuz]

Well now I have one, and it's for this reply

Though like... 396 of those 397 messages were from when I was still posting regularly. Apparently it decided to send me all these notifications of comments etc. on this messaging system that I've never touched!