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Feb 09, 2006 02:16

Where are my fucking, fucking shoes??????!!!!!! ::stabs the shoe fairy who steals shoes while one is trying to pack:: ::stab, stab ( Read more... )

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jmatonak February 9 2006, 16:47:34 UTC
Fucking cats. Their reputation as "clean" animals is wholly undeserved.

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realpolitik_ent February 10 2006, 07:21:02 UTC
You know what this means - you must purchase unholy amounts of fresh catnip and hide it all over the apartment.

At every turn, at every meow, your cats will be high.

This, naturally, will lead to extreme paranoia.

Said paranoia will lead to "junkie remorse".

Soon, your cats will be cooking you a dinner and presenting you with festively wrapped packages containing new luggage.

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