1st Enhanced Truth [Action/Voice]

Jul 14, 2011 21:46

[ Those of you frequenting the Battle Dome might notice that there is a new resident among you ( Read more... )

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[Voice] semper_cogitans July 15 2011, 04:43:10 UTC
[The strongly-artificial tone of the voice catches Robert's attention. Other than Nu (with her robotic monotone), Luka Megurine, and the short-lived appearance of Kryten, there have been few obviously non-organic, in some way or another, sapients in Luceti, and he always finds it a fascinating reminder of home.

Still, this isn't much he can offer for information on the Battle Dome's actual... battle functions.]

I... d-do not think an unrestricted version of the... s-software exists, at present...

... You may need to contact the... Malnosso for... for further details.

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[Voice] haveiliedtoyou July 15 2011, 05:54:18 UTC
Then I'll program a better version of the software. I'm sure I could add much more functionality to the... generous allowances provided. All I would need is access to the source code. It's that simple.

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[Voice] semper_cogitans July 15 2011, 07:32:18 UTC
If you can... g-gain access to the source code in some manner, I would... b-be most pleased to peruse it, myself.

... But... the Malnosso are generally... n-not particularly enthusiastic about... dispensing information, of this sort.

[Especially not when it could lead to overriding the functions they already have. Though Robert can't even begin to guess what this person wants with the software...]

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[Voice] haveiliedtoyou July 15 2011, 07:57:51 UTC
I can guarantee a minimum of 12.5% more functionality if I were to be given administrative privileges. And believe me, that's a low estimate.

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[Voice] semper_cogitans July 16 2011, 00:51:05 UTC
Is it... too presumptuous of me to c-consider you a non-organic sapient...? [From what GLaDOS has been saying, she sounds like one.] Or that administration is... your primary area of e-expertise, considering your words?

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[Voice] haveiliedtoyou July 18 2011, 06:03:21 UTC
Ever since my activation I have overseen the entirety of the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. If you can't figure it out from that, well. Then there really might not be any hope for you.

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[Voice] semper_cogitans July 18 2011, 06:30:10 UTC
[Robert has the very vague feeling that he was insulted - but just barely. So instead he asks a question.]

Aperture Science Enrichment Centre...? Sounds like an area of... g-great prestige, much like the Randi Institute of Linden, Terra. [Probably not anything this person will recognize, because Robert doesn't recognize Aperture Science...]

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[Voice] haveiliedtoyou July 18 2011, 07:02:57 UTC
Believe me, it's much more prestigious than that. [ Because she hasn't even heard of that other place. Also because Aperture Science is just better. Clearly. ]

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[Voice] semper_cogitans July 18 2011, 07:07:12 UTC
... You know of the Randi Institute? [... he asks, completely ignoring the claim and instead focusing on what the claim would entail.] But I have never seen anybody of your make on Terra...

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[Voice] haveiliedtoyou July 19 2011, 18:42:03 UTC
That's because I'm unique. Only Aperture Science has advanced enough technology to create something of my superior functionality, and why would you ever make two supercomputers? [ Except to control her. But she was one step ahead of them. You can't make another supercomputer when you're dead. ]

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[Voice] semper_cogitans July 19 2011, 22:05:40 UTC
I would have heard of... a p-premier scientific institution if such had existed on Terra... [Robert scrutinizes the supercomputer in the journal's screen a little closer.]

And supercomputers are... qu-quite common on Terra. Non-organic sapients, while not as... p-prevalent, by any means, are still... certainly possible.

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[Voice] haveiliedtoyou July 20 2011, 04:36:08 UTC
Well. Maybe you're not as well-informed as you thought you were.

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[Voice] semper_cogitans July 20 2011, 04:54:15 UTC
[That's possible. Unlikely, but possible.

But...]

... Or perhaps you are from another m-multiversion of my planet.

You would hardly be the first. In fact, I... a-am the only Terran here, or have been for the past six months at... a-any rate.

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[Voice] haveiliedtoyou July 20 2011, 06:03:41 UTC
Maybe you should tell me more about your planet. That way we can compare and assess the probability of such circumstances.

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[Voice] semper_cogitans July 20 2011, 08:52:43 UTC
Terra is... a multiversion of a planet r-routinely referred to by most Lucetians as "Earth". In fact, it was referred to as such, in Terra's past...

My particular time frame is 2332 A.D., Standard Terran Years... n-not that the date necessarily means anything, considering the... discrepancy between d-different multiverses, here. [There are people whose technology is behind or equal to Robert's, but who have been further ahead in terms of strict chronology. It's fascinating.]

... One m-major difference between Terra and... many of the multiversions here is both a lack of any paranormal properties whatsoever - many worlds here possess something or a-another along those lines - and the fact that geopolitical boundaries are... nonexistent. [There's also all that cultural variation stuff, that's kind of weird too.]

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[Voice] haveiliedtoyou July 21 2011, 02:34:54 UTC
The probability that our planets are the same has been evaluated to be 0.32% with a variance of up to 4% based upon potential variations in the definition of the word paranormal.

That still sounds like a no to me.

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