58.) VIDEO~

[havea_heart]

[The video clicks on just as the comm rolls to a stop, facing upwards. The first second appears to be...christ, is that an up-shirt? It thankfully doesn't last for long, the poor girl quickly scrambling to collect the clothes that are threatening to fall right off of her.]

Shit!

Shit shitshitshitshit!

[Her face bobs in front of the screen as she

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[eventfuldead]

[Cecil recognizes this userID from yesterday. And since he's in the same boat...]

Kid! You okay?

[havefem_heart]

[No. He's currently flipping THE FUCK OUT. He doesn't know when he made an entry or how Cecil knows he's in distress.]

I--

I--I-I--I--I--

[Oh GOD his voice is so HIGH LIKE THIS AAAAAAAAGH.]

I----I-I'm b--b-b-biz--busy. Right--

I--

I-I'll get--get back to you!

[eventfuldead]

[FFFFF.]

You flipped, didn't you. Do you need help?

[DON'T IGNORE MOMMA CECIL /shot.]

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[havefem_heart]

[NO. HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT.

Herz ducks into the nearest stairwell and checks the entry.

He proceeds to be Sick To His Stomach.

The whole boat has seen the tits he now has. Oh. God.]

ill b e fien

[LIES AND SLANDER.]

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[ntjstapwn]

Hey.

*Awkward...*

I'm sorry if I was a pain the other day.

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[havefem_heart]

[NOT A GOOD TIME, MARCO.]

its ok

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[ntjstapwn]

*Oh, he knows. Er, she knows.*

Good luck.

[tanvirella]

...So under normal circumstances, seeing up your shirt would make me pretty happy.

[Somebody's comparing breast sizes.]

...I think I'm bigger.

[That is the least thoughtful thing to say in the most thoughtful tone of voice.]

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[havefem_heart]

[You brought this on yourself.]

go fuck yorself tan

[tanvirella]

[Angry is better than freaking out?]

Sorry, sorry--hey.

Hey, where are you right now?

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[havefem_heart]

[Curled in a corner of one of the stairwells.]

noone of your business

[unamvirtus]

[Sup Herz, so I herd u lieked partycrashers? Link is currently making a sprint towards his room in a (sack) tunic way too big for him and pretty much nothing else. He also has his arms full of clothes and this is not productive for running and not tripping, which is exactly what he does as he flings the stairwell doors open and promptly crashes to the ground with a wail of borderline hysteria.]

[havefem_heart]

[What the--

WHOA!

Herz hears those screams and takes off running, making it up a flight safely thanks to his forethought to tighten his belt and roll up his pant legs.]

Link!

[Have a young lady attempting to put you back together again ;A;]

[unamvirtus]

[Woah. Oh god is someone coming?! Ajfksajfk he tries and fails to get back to his feet, and by the time Herz finds him he's almost ready to cry. She's breathing shakily, like she's trying REALLY HARD and as soon as he realizes who it is he cries out in surprise and falls back, clutching her tunic, then hiding her face in her hands. Oh god, this is horrible, he doesn't even know what to do.]

[havefem_heart]

[Suddenly, all of Herz's problems seem nonexistent.]

Link! L-Link, hey, it--it's okay. It's me. It's--i-it's Herz. I'm Herz.

It's okay.

[He takes the little boy's--little girl's?--shoulders, then releases them to pet his hair.]

It's okay.

[inkstolen]

[Let's just....replaaaay that little peek a minute. Very nice.]

Hello there. You gonna survive, babe?