FINE I AM A SHEEP

[have_wanderlust]

Hooookay five things meme for Mugen and Filif.

I do not guanatee swift responses due to what I describe as the back of my brain being pudding and what I think may be ADD. BUT ASK AWAY.

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[username_max]

Mugen's five most awesomely hilarious cockblocks.

Five reasons why Mugen is or is not afraid of rubber duckies.

Filif's five favorite pollinators.

[have_wanderlust]

.... asdf;awes

WATCH ME SHAMELESSLY PULL FROM CANON until I have to make up my own 8Db
1. Being poisoned
2. Getting repeatedly beaten over the head
3. Being drugged with bonus HANGOVER OF DEATH
4. I imagine vengeful family members have interrupted him before with pitchforks :(
5. .... TOO DRUNK CANNOT GET IT UP

Why he is not:
1. They do not exist yet.
... I'm sorry my cleverness has run out. |D

Pollinators:
1. Ivy
2. The underwear tree?
3. The poor dead Christmas tree from December.
4. He liked the meat-eating cowplant that I kinda forgot about oops.
5. Bob the Angry Flower, just because yaaaay sentient plantlife~

[wood4_quidditch]

Five of Mugen's favorite positions. You know what I mean. ^_^