Advent '10 Fic: Requisition #HO4646

[heddychaa]

Title: Requisition #HO4646
Author: heddychaa
Characters: Team
Rating: R
Genre: Humour
Wordcount: ~504
Warnings: Sexual language
Disclaimer: Doctor Who and Torchwood's characters, concepts, and events belong to their respective owners, including but not limited to Russell T Davies, Steven Moffat, and the BBC.
Summary: "Strings of Christmas lights?" "Tried

Comments

[azn_jack_fiend]

There's nothing like a good Christmas dick joke.

Jack = Bad Santa. Loved it.

[heddychaa]

Christmas and dicks go together like bees and honey

I have never seen Bad Santa. I remember my mom watching it though and hearing "FUCK ME SANTA! FUCK ME SANTA!" lol

[azn_jack_fiend]

I actually went to see it with my mom. I loved it, she hated it. When we left, she said, "That's two hours of my life I will never get back. Never."

[jooles34]

Heee... much fun. Love Ianto holding his own. Nice characterisation all round.

[heddychaa]

Thank you very much!

[ms_bekahrose]

*dies laughing*

I loved Tosh and Owen and Gwen - especially when it took a moment for Tosh to click on the snark.

I can just imagine the aftermath when Ianto says that it can be arranged, *snicker*.

Oh and nargles! Mad, mad Luna love!

[heddychaa]

Thank you!!

Oh you know Ianto is a secret Harry Potter fanboy. (Okay maybe not, but a girl can dream.)

[nancybrown]

And there went those sexual harassment protocols. Thanks, Jack! :D *still giggling*

[heddychaa]

They don't apply to him! LOL

[jedi_harkness]

Hurray for Santa Jack! That's the only Christmas present I want! :D

[heddychaa]

I WOULD BE HAPPY WITH THAT PRESENT, TOO!

Also, I love your Christmas icon! JB'S SWEATER.

[jedi_harkness]

It was my default icon for a while until I changed to this one. The sweater one is by griggharris and the wintery one is by casett.