stupid and clumsy

[hattifattener]

I still have a headache. This sucks. I've spent much of the weekend trying to think of ways to replace my brain with tapioca. Nice, smooth, non-painful tapioca. I've slept and napped through as much as I can, but even my prodigious sleeping powers only go so far.

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[hattifattener]

Huh. I thought people wanted to eat my brains anyway. Delicious spicy brains.

How about if I replace my brains with a kale smoothie? Then you wouldn't want to eat them, and kale smoothies are probably still not terribly painful.

[marzipan_pig]

Tapioca pudding is what my brain was replaced by when I went crazy, and it hurt in a different way. There are voice mail messages from me out in the universe from about 10 years ago with me singing the tapioca pudding song ("Tapioca, tapioca, tapioca pudding").

May I recommend acupuncture for your non-tapioca head?

[hattifattener]

Acupuncture with one of those big wide bubble-tea straws?

[marzipan_pig]

Yes, and one that makes a satisfying 'pop' when it punctures the membrane, just like the shrink-wrapped top of a bubble tea drink.

[beaq]

I hope you are better. If I am not all wrapped up in going somewheres with jodawi, I will peep at you with whatever of interest that there may be going. Presumably, you have stuff to do, but.