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[hattifattener]

Note to self: knives are sharp. They cut things; that's what they do. Objects in contact with the cutty part (known to knife experts as the "edge") may become cut, even if this is not your intention. (For example, thumbs.) This especially applies to very-well-sharpened high-carbon kitchen knives

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[beaq]

I suggest putting emergency numbers ready by the phone and doing a couple of dry runs to the hospital with various limbs tied awkwardly.

[jinian]

I'm sorry you're lacerated, but amused because you wrote about it so well. Either way, smooches. Regardless, smooches.

[rubricity]

As penance you should write a new song that both warns of the danger of the cutty and extolls the virtue of a well educated woman whose been around the block (see hollie's earlier post for reference).

(It could be said that it really isn't that you must atone for your accident but that I am pushy and will use it as an excuse to try and make people do something silly that I want them to do. It could be said but it should not be since well, that would be rude.)