007 - [Video] - Guess who fell through a hole in time and space. c:

Feb 11, 2011 22:31

[HEY BARGE, here's a face you haven't been graced with for quite some time. Perry looks tired, angry and like he's just woken up, and he sounds particularly sarcastic today. Enjoy!]

Well, I don't know about you guys, but I would've figured for sure that that fucking wonderful little detour was going to last a lot longer than just a day. I mean, ( Read more... )

my alien warden, no bout-a-doubt-it, wtf, this whole rehab thing is retarded, post-flood

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doctor_j_crane February 11 2011, 11:44:35 UTC
Well, what the Admiral did to me pales in comparison to that.

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hatestriangles February 11 2011, 11:47:03 UTC
[Pause, eyeroll, oh god he hates you Crane.]

In comparison to what?

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doctor_j_crane February 11 2011, 11:47:53 UTC
I was gone for two weeks. You've been gone for what, six months? [Slight exaggeration there, Crane.]

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hatestriangles February 11 2011, 11:49:59 UTC
Uh... [wat.] Yeah, I haven't gone anywhere, man.

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rass_bestie February 11 2011, 11:47:23 UTC
Ah, that flood was quite some time ago. It's February, local barge time. [He's going to wait for accusations now.]

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hatestriangles February 11 2011, 11:51:05 UTC
[Long-ass pause. Then a laugh!]

Bullshit.

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rass_bestie February 11 2011, 11:59:18 UTC
No. I'm afraid not. A lot of time has passed, I'm sorry.

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hatestriangles February 11 2011, 12:03:07 UTC
Bullshit. [Fff.] Maybe you're all just- It's the Admiral or another fucking flood or something.

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greatlightother February 11 2011, 11:48:22 UTC
[Give her a second of confused silence to try and remember the name- THERE IT IS!] ...Perry?

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hatestriangles February 11 2011, 11:52:41 UTC
[He's giving her an "are you stupid or something?" look.]

Hiya, princess.

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greatlightother February 11 2011, 11:54:47 UTC
[She is not fazed! It happens. Have a smile!]

You're back! Or...You don't remember you were gone?

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hatestriangles February 11 2011, 11:57:40 UTC
I- [Have a laugh of denial!] I haven't gone anywhere. Why do people keep saying that?

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vinkus_witch February 11 2011, 13:23:05 UTC
What are you talking about?

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hatestriangles February 11 2011, 16:08:30 UTC
A fucking flood.

[Lol, yeah, he's... not very talkative. :C]

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vinkus_witch February 11 2011, 16:09:26 UTC
One that...I somehow managed to forget?

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hatestriangles February 11 2011, 16:14:21 UTC
I'm guessing, judging by the particularly memorable color of your skin? That you're new. So you can just run right along, princess, this doesn't concern you because I'm apparently talking about a flood that happened before your time, thanks to the fucking Admiral and this messed-up goddamn ship.

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with_discipline February 11 2011, 15:56:44 UTC
[Well snap.] That flood was four months ago, Mister Dawsey. I'm no longer assigned as your warden.

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Just going to bed, but hay gurl hay. hatestriangles February 11 2011, 16:07:23 UTC
[He has now been informed of this and is therefore IN A BAD MOOD.]

Did you get any fucking warning that I was going to be frigging comatose for a few months, or was it just spontaneous?

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LOL Go sleep :p with_discipline February 11 2011, 16:11:23 UTC
[Oh, now she remembers his bad moods. :|]

Spontaneous, as barge comas always seem to be.

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NOW I'm going to sleep. c: hatestriangles February 11 2011, 16:21:55 UTC
And did you even bother to come looking for me? [Why yes, he might be projecting his stress at you.] Or were you just glad you didn't have to deal with me anymore?

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