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[hatedbyfanboys]

Don't think I'll be wanting Chinese food for a while now... or at least fortune cookies. I never believed in those things anyways. Damn thing made me bang up my knees yesterday. I can't believe how much I kept tripping...

[Raiden reminisces about when he reached the top of Big Shell and... slipped on the bird shit. ¦| Srsly, how can birds crap

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[cant_just_hang]

Chief Beckett is on another case right now. I'm Detective Rebecca Locke. Is there something I can help you? Or I'll leave her a message if it's something she has to handle.

filtered to police force//unhackable;

[hatedbyfanboys]

I was looking to join, actually.

Re: filtered to police force//unhackable;

[cant_just_hang]

I can help you with that then. I'm sending you a guide. If you read over it, a great deal of your questions should be answered. If you've got questions beyond that, feel free to ask me either here or you can come visit me up at the police station. I'll be at my desk the rest of the day.

filtered to police force//unhackable;

[hatedbyfanboys]

Alright. Thanks.

Police Filter // Unhackable

[absinthe_eyed]

I'm authorized to fill out intake forms. If, after you've read the guide Detective Locke sent you, you decide you would like to apply for a position, please come see me.

Police Filter // Unhackable

[hatedbyfanboys]

Will do!

Police Filter // Unhackable

[absinthe_eyed]

Thank you. Look for Justin Pendleton on the main floor.

[eiremagic]

They taste like cardboard.

[hatedbyfanboys]

Sweet cardboard.

[eiremagic]

At least I know I can get you cardboard sprinkled with sugar and you'll like it for Christmas.

[hatedbyfanboys]

I don't know. That's a waste of cardboard... Better not let Snake hear that.