(Voice Post) 5

[hat_and_dagger]

Well ain't dis peachy.

Whoever came up with dis whole thing should be shot. In da stomach. And left to bleed out.

How long is it gonna last anyway?

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[hat_and_dagger]

[There's always poor Latvia to make people feel better. Maybe even Sealand, too.]

[Trying not to smile like some empty-headed, moronic little kid. Being stolen to be a sibling sounds like a delightful experience.]

...Your laugh is hard? Language people are crazy. And potatoes..?

I'm sorry. DX We all make scary typos sometimes.

[hat_and_dagger]

[Firo does, if it means he can be taller than another guy.]

[But the facade of being all adulty must be maintained! Even though it's kind of already failed.]

Oh. Maybe I just heard ya wrong. Dis machine thing acts kinda funny sometimes. [Maybe he shouldn't have hit it so often.] Dat is... really strange. Is it da language, or is he just wierd?

Laughing is good, at least.

[hat_and_dagger]

[Huzzah for hugs!]

[But it's so tempting!] I hope da island's translatin' thing isn't gettin' all messed up. I have a hard enough time understandin' you guys already.

[Tries to imagine how frustrating that must be.]...I feel sorry for you.

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[Every ridiculously violent person needs a scapegoat. And it hasn't experienced corporal punishment in a few days so maybe it's healing~]
Ah, right. Dat's good.

You knew so many even when ya were all small. Really amazin'.

[hat_and_dagger]

Well, I knew plenty of kids who could barely speak deir own language, let alone another and actually sound smart while doin' it.

[hat_and_dagger]

Yeah, you were wierd. Cute, but wierd.

Dey just, like, know?

[hat_and_dagger]

Uh-huuuh.

Whoa. How come dey don't end up gettin' all da languages mixed up?

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[The poor spouses probably think they have crazy people on their hands.]
...I didn't mean it in a bad way...

Dat's amazin'! Um, what about zoomin' cans?