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[hasstandards]

Having been back at RED base for a couple of days, Sniper was marginally better, health-wise. Physically, he was still rough: the stress of the past week had worn into the creases on his face, the bags under his eyes remaining as he still wasn't getting enough sleep- he'd at least gotten some since his return. Mentally, he was worlds from where

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[bye_to_yer_head]

If yer lookin' fer th' one from Badwater I ain't seen him since he dropped off a bunch 'f muffins here. Th' other one was talkin' 'bout movin' out 'f th' base though.

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[hasstandards]

He was actin' odd that day. At least the bloke knows how to cook.

And that does explain why I didn't see the other one, either.

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[bye_to_yer_head]

I'm jus' glad I didn't die from eatin' none of that.

An' he was actin' roight odd last toime I saw him too. Must be some Spy thing.

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[hasstandards]

Er. Right. I'm sure he's fine now. Spy, that is.

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[bye_to_yer_head]

Most loikely.

Why you askin?

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[hasstandards]

Just needed to talk to him. He's usually not very hard to find, for a spook.

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[bye_to_yer_head]

Clingy thing ain't he? Nah. I haven't seen him.

He brought me yer gun an' knoife though. So if ya want 'em back I kept 'em in prime condition.

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[hasstandards]

Right. Thanks for keepin' an eye on 'em, mate.

You at your house?

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[bye_to_yer_head]

Yep. You wanna come by an' pick 'em up?

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[hasstandards]

Yeah. I'll be there in a bit.

[And by bit, he meant however long it took him to hobble over there on his crutches. Arriving at the front porch, he gave the door a knock.]

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[bye_to_yer_head]

*There's some muffled yelling from inside the townhouse. BLU had expected RED to be a lot longer considering that he hobbled everywhere. He opened the door, holding one foot in front of Tipsy to keep her from dashing out.

Tipsy is soaking wet, suds covering her back, as she waggles around. BLU himself is also pretty wet, as is the trail from the bathroom to the front door. Not to mention the soap suds now on his carpet.*

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[hasstandards]

[RED eyed the crocadog, holding back a laugh.]

She get that dirty chasin' after your arrows?

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[bye_to_yer_head]

She jumped in this swampy stuff on th' way back from fishin'. Smelled like somethin' died in there, so of course she rolled in it.

*He looked down at the crocadog pointing at the bathroom.*

Get back in there ya mongrel. Stop dripping soap on my carpet.

*Tipsy obediently waddles back to the bathroom, jumping in the tub and splashing around getting far more water outside the tub than in it. BLU just groans.*

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[hasstandards]

[That single laugh escaped RED as the sound of splashing came from the bathroom.]

At least ya got her trained alright. Terr still gets away from me sometimes. And I think he can't tell the spooks apart. Goes right up to both of 'em, expectin' treats and tummy rubs. Bloody Spy went and spoiled 'im rotten.

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[bye_to_yer_head]

She's better when shes inside an' thinkin' I'm gonna feed her. Least when I'm out fishin she swims around and tuckers herself out so she don't run around that much here.

I wouldn't peg either 'f th' Spies as loikin' dogs.

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[hasstandards]

I think it's animals in general, for the one I worked with. He got onto me once for trappin' rabbits around the base. Kept one as a pet in his room.