ITP: I want an explanation for this.

[haspurity]

What the bloody hell just happened?

[Arthur is staring at his house, and then at you expectantly. He didn't realize there was an event going on]

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[is_an_island]

... You're still here.

[haspurity]

...

[haspurity]

Of course I'm still here! What happened to the-- boards and stones?

[is_an_island]

But you were supposed to be a dream.

Well, err... it... it was quite nice dreaming you, but you can go away now.

[thebestnation]

Mayfield happened.

[haspurity]

[THE PERSONALITY CHANGE WHIP-LASH]

This is ridiculous!

[thebestnation]

Yea, well, this town likes to be like that. Though, this was probably one of the worst things I've had happen while here.

[haspurity]

Well, let's not suggest how much further it can change!

It seems more bearable as it is now.

[the_wee_big_hag]

[Oh hey, your not!sister is back to 13 years old and living in the house]

The town. Things like that happen all the time.

[haspurity]

... Have I met you before?

[the_wee_big_hag]

Yes, though I was 23 at the time so I'm not surprised you don't recognize me.

[haspurity]

... I can't. I'm sorry.

[eldest_hatter]

[Sophie steps out, looking much less tired than before.]

It seems you really did arrive at an interesting time.

[haspurity]

Is that so? I'm not certain what was going on, but at least the change is a welcome one.

[eldest_hatter]

It seems we were all convinced that we had spent at least ten years in the place, though in actuality, we have not.

I'm quite sorry for the trouble that may have caused you.

[haspurity]

The only trouble it's caused me hasn't ended yet-- and won't end until I return to my kingdom.

[bell_bound]

Mayfield played its usual tricks.

[haspurity]

... Hello. Mogget, was it?

[bell_bound]

Correct. Arthur, was it?

[haspurity]

No accusations of my being a dream?