1st Diagnosis | Audio + Commentlog!

[hasapainproblem]

[The comm clicks on without much fanfare. It's in his mouth while he's getting the door open. There's a click as the door closes and House hobbles down the hall.]

Last time I checked, Princeton-Plainsboro wasn't a boat in the middle of the ocean. So either this is a really good prank or a really bad hallucination. [Hm...] This is the last time I

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[ntjstapwn]

Its a bad hallucination.

And there are elevators.

[hasapainproblem]

I figured it was a bad hallucination. No strippers.

Do these elevators appear by magic?

[ntjstapwn]

Well, some people you might convince to strip after enough alcohol.

In as much as any of this is magic. They're usually next to the stairs if you look.

[hasapainproblem]

Mm. Sounds tempting. Unless they're ugly.

Excellent. My adventure continues.

[Marco might hear the ding of the elevator.]

[commentlog] oh boy

[mutedmother]

[And coming down those stairs is Jael, whom is staring at her comm with a worried look and almost runs smack into House before she finally notices him.

She stops and gives him an apologetic look.]

[commentlog] This can only end in tears. Jael's. 8|

[hasapainproblem]

[Thankfully House has moved away from the stairs so there's not much risk of him falling down them. Still.]

Maybe your money would've been better spent on glasses instead of those elf ear enhancements.

[commentlog] Oh, obvs. It won't take much to make her cry.

[mutedmother]

[Oh no you didn't, House.

She types her reply out pretty quickly.]

My ears are real. But I wouldn't expect a human to be to know that

[commentlog] /pets Jael

[hasapainproblem]

Right.

[He holds his cane up.]

This isn't really a cane. It's a detachable peg leg.

[thenotmagician]

Welcome to the Elegante.

[hasapainproblem]

Some welcome. Nobody's naked.

[HE IS DISAPPOINT SON.]

[thenotmagician]

Eh, well, prolly better that way.

[YOU ARE A COOL DUDE]

I'm Zeke. Ezekiel Lerish. I'm one of th'chefs at Sergei's on deck ten.

[hasapainproblem]

Fascinating.

[autodidacticone]

They don't actually give us any decent drugs.

[Aside from caffeine, and lots of it.]

[hasapainproblem]

[House checks his pockets. No decent drugs? That could be a problem. He's only got two bottles of vicodin on him and one's almost completely empty.]

They got a med bay around here?

[autodidacticone]

Sort of. The doctor's a robot- literally.

[Wait, what is this guy...]

What are you going to do?

[hasapainproblem]

A panty raid. Shhh.

[Audio] WONDERTWINS UNITE~

[hasapainproblem]

What was your first clue?

[Audio] SHAPE OF...sarcasm?

[hasapainproblem]

Real booze. Because that solves everything!