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6th Weather Report

Apr 09, 2010 23:40

ACTION/VIDEO;
[ In the middle of a square is a pretty blonde dressed in a (revealing) pink outfit, taping posters on any surface she could get her hands on. If you choose to inspect the poster more closely, you will see something like this: ]

( Image }} What is this I don't even )

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child_radical April 9 2010, 18:59:09 UTC

The hell?

voice; child_radical April 10 2010, 06:20:54 UTC

Bad excuse. You need to pay attention, most guys don't want an idiot for a potential girlfriend.

voice; has_espn April 10 2010, 06:31:13 UTC

And how would you know about that?

voice; child_radical April 10 2010, 06:43:48 UTC

I'm a guy for one thing. For another, I turned down all of your advances when I was cursed into being older than I am now.

voice; has_espn April 10 2010, 06:57:18 UTC

Ew. Why would I hit on you?

voice; child_radical April 10 2010, 07:01:32 UTC

I was in my twenties when you did. Remember that black man you wanted to hop in the shower with? That was me.

voice; has_espn April 10 2010, 07:22:02 UTC

No, that was Huey.

voice; child_radical April 10 2010, 07:40:59 UTC

My name is Huey. That was me. I was cursed that weekend, Karen.

voice; has_espn April 10 2010, 07:43:23 UTC

Right. If that was you, then why were you hot?

voice; child_radical April 10 2010, 07:50:32 UTC

It's called puberty, Karen.

voice; has_espn April 10 2010, 08:11:44 UTC

What's that?

voice; child_radical April 10 2010, 08:14:52 UTC

It's what diminished your intelligence in return for those large breasts of yours.

[Sarcasm. Does she get it?]

voice; has_espn April 10 2010, 08:23:33 UTC

They're big because of my powers.

[SOB no, she does not. She is also giving them a squeeze right now so good thing this is voice??]

voice; child_radical April 10 2010, 08:32:19 UTC

[GDI woman.]

Are you kidding me?

voice; has_espn April 10 2010, 08:38:58 UTC

It's true. My breasts can always tell when it's raining.

voice; child_radical April 10 2010, 08:50:05 UTC

Big? Definitely. Soft? Naturally. Smell nice? More than likely. But I'm not buying into the idea that your breasts can tell when it's raining.

[ooc: When he realizes that he's actually was having a conversation about a girl's boobs with said girl in question his brain will shut down.]

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