The "public figure" defense is functionally identical with the "she shouldn't have been so pretty" defense: if you don't want the media to rape you, don't do anything to make yourself known.

FOR THE RECORD:

On the night of June 5th, at approximately 8:17 PM, I was talking with Valerie about the medical/detective show HOUSE when I became aware of an awful, awful pun that had been snuck in on us ( Read more... )

I have been contemplating what would happen if a TV studio gave a director creative control of a production of THE TEMPEST ( Read more... )

Two vampires are talking ( Read more... )

AT THE PLACEMENT OFFICE:

"What is your work experience?"

"I have none."

"But it says here you graduated college in 1982! What have you been doing since then?"

"I was a fact checker for CBS."

I think I get the concept of the TV show MASTERS OF SEX.

It's a science fiction mystery set in the late 50s. The viewer is challenged to identify which character is the time traveler who has been spreading colloquialisms that were coined by people who have not yet been born.

ANGRY BACON

Boar hunting with Gordon Ramsay.

We've got ghost shows, we've got auction shows, both very popular.

A sure winner is PARANORMAL STORAGE.