English Major Hack

[harpsi_fizz]

This entry is tl;dr bo-ring me ranting about Anatomy I class, so instead, why don't you LOL at some RP inside(ish) jokes?

Comments

[nefarious_kinky]

I fucking loved my anatomy class, but ti WAS a fuckton of just straight rote memorization. Do you have a cadaver lab? It's SOOOO much easier with cadavers. I can't imagine doing it witout them XD

[harpsi_fizz]

Next semester (April) we'll be going to me morgue to derp around with some bodies.

You would probably like the entry just before this one, yanno.
How come you 'aven't considered Death School?

[nefarious_kinky]

Because dead people creep me out. Also because I really want to be a vet XD

And I did like that entry! I was wondering though - how DO they keep the eyes shut? Glue?

[harpsi_fizz]

Well, eyes kinda turn into... they don't keep their shape, so we put in these plastic dome-shaped things called "eye caps" and then, yes, glue around where eyeliner would go. Superglue was actually invented for morticians!

[barsukthom]

"BIRTH!
SCHOOL!
WORK!
DEATH!"

Werewolf pelt coats will be the latest thing!

(EDIT)
It's a reference to the RP jokes.

[harpsi_fizz]

The last three are all combined.

As for RP, thank gawd for smartphones, 'cause morticians are on call 24/7 =/ I do not know how this is gonna effect my RP life. But since it's the only thing I do outside of funeral work, I'm not too worried.

[barsukthom]

Just remember to do it. :)

[harpsi_fizz]

Maybe you'll be a mortician, too!

[sophiaplease]

i love how you made that work for you! ♥ remind me in the future how to do that! :3

[harpsi_fizz]

I will. Actually, you know how you said you wanted to help me study? I found a way that you can. But you miiiiiight not like it.

Basically, it'd be me teaching you what I learned. That's the best way to learn something sometimes. And I am still Mr. English, not Mr. Biology.