And my brain continues to be cracky...
You know, as much as I'd love to imagine that the daughter of Iron Man and Captain America would be all baseball and apple pies, given the fact that her fathers are world-famous celebrities and one of them is rich enough to be on the Forbes Fictional Fifteen, I think it's much more likely she'd end up as the Marvel U's version of Paris Hilton, or Nicole Ritchie.
I can see the article now:
Rehab for Superhero Spawn
Hard-partying teen celebutante Sally Stark-Rogers was spotted last night checking herself into a secure drug rehabilitation facility in the New York area. Stark-Rogers, 19, daughter of Avenger and electronics magnate Tony Stark and his long-time partner, Steve Rogers, the World War II hero known as Captain America, has been battling an addiction to painkillers and methamphetamines for months, say sources close to the socialite. She was escorted to the facility in the early evening by the Captain, who politely requested that no photographs be taken and declined any further comment. Addiction, apparently, runs in the family - her father Tony, who pilots the Iron Man armor, has been fighting a not-so-secret battle with alcoholism for years. Let's just hope her two dads can save their own daughter as well as they've saved so many others.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure Civil War 7 needs to come out right now, so my brain can stop doing this to me. My ed psych homework is staring at me plaintively, and all I can think about is a domestic AU of my screwed up OTP.
I can see the article now:
Rehab for Superhero Spawn
Hard-partying teen celebutante Sally Stark-Rogers was spotted last night checking herself into a secure drug rehabilitation facility in the New York area. Stark-Rogers, 19, daughter of Avenger and electronics magnate Tony Stark and his long-time partner, Steve Rogers, the World War II hero known as Captain America, has been battling an addiction to painkillers and methamphetamines for months, say sources close to the socialite. She was escorted to the facility in the early evening by the Captain, who politely requested that no photographs be taken and declined any further comment. Addiction, apparently, runs in the family - her father Tony, who pilots the Iron Man armor, has been fighting a not-so-secret battle with alcoholism for years. Let's just hope her two dads can save their own daughter as well as they've saved so many others.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure Civil War 7 needs to come out right now, so my brain can stop doing this to me. My ed psych homework is staring at me plaintively, and all I can think about is a domestic AU of my screwed up OTP.