MAKE MY BRAIN STOP
harmonyangel: I'm trying to write Newsies fic, but my brain is attacking me with plans for more Cap and Tony My Two Dads fic.
harmonyangel: *glares at brain*
likeadeuce: hahahaha
likeadeuce: you have an ICON now
harmonyangel: They find baby Sally in a house that was devastated by a supervillain, and they take her back to the mansion temporarily and the Vision looks up some information and it turns out she has no surviving family. And Tony is ready to just send her to child services, but Cap will have none of that and wants to keep her with them.
likeadeuce: hahahaha
likeadeuce: AWWWW
harmonyangel: And Tony's all, "That's not remotely practical! Child services does admirable work. She'll be fine." But Cap is like, "Most children in child services haven't made enemies of [insert supervillain here]. We can't let her be a target. Forget about the rules." And it's almost like a mini Civil War argument.
harmonyangel: Only Tony eventually gives in, because Sally is adorable. And then Cap and Tony start bonding over drinks at 2 a.m. when they get up to feed her/change her diaper/generally do those things that babies need at odd hours.
likeadeuce: awwwwww
harmonyangel: And eventually they have sex. Or something. And Cap says something to the effect of "It's been awhile since I was taught the birds and the bees, but I'm pretty sure this part usually comes before you're raising a child."
likeadeuce: hahaha
likeadeuce: oh, Cap. you're so square even when having gay sex with a hedonist
harmonyangel: And Tony is like, "Steve, it must have been a long time since you've learned the 'birds and the bees,' because I'm certain no baby has ever been conceived from what we're doing."
likeadeuce: and then there is mpreg
likeadeuce: you know you want to write it
harmonyangel: Augh!
likeadeuce: oh come on, it's the next step
harmonyangel: ...now I'm imagining a maternity Iron Man suit.
likeadeuce: hahahaha
likeadeuce: that is AWESOME
(LJ-ify your IMs before pasting!)
I need to write this Javid fic and then get some sleep, because I have that interview in the morning. But my BRAIN WON'T STOP.
Also, fun fact? "My Two Dads" star Greg Evigan is from my town. He graduated from my high school, and I was friends with his cousin in elementary school. It's almost like I'm upholding a cultural legacy.
harmonyangel: *glares at brain*
likeadeuce: hahahaha
likeadeuce: you have an ICON now
harmonyangel: They find baby Sally in a house that was devastated by a supervillain, and they take her back to the mansion temporarily and the Vision looks up some information and it turns out she has no surviving family. And Tony is ready to just send her to child services, but Cap will have none of that and wants to keep her with them.
likeadeuce: hahahaha
likeadeuce: AWWWW
harmonyangel: And Tony's all, "That's not remotely practical! Child services does admirable work. She'll be fine." But Cap is like, "Most children in child services haven't made enemies of [insert supervillain here]. We can't let her be a target. Forget about the rules." And it's almost like a mini Civil War argument.
harmonyangel: Only Tony eventually gives in, because Sally is adorable. And then Cap and Tony start bonding over drinks at 2 a.m. when they get up to feed her/change her diaper/generally do those things that babies need at odd hours.
likeadeuce: awwwwww
harmonyangel: And eventually they have sex. Or something. And Cap says something to the effect of "It's been awhile since I was taught the birds and the bees, but I'm pretty sure this part usually comes before you're raising a child."
likeadeuce: hahaha
likeadeuce: oh, Cap. you're so square even when having gay sex with a hedonist
harmonyangel: And Tony is like, "Steve, it must have been a long time since you've learned the 'birds and the bees,' because I'm certain no baby has ever been conceived from what we're doing."
likeadeuce: and then there is mpreg
likeadeuce: you know you want to write it
harmonyangel: Augh!
likeadeuce: oh come on, it's the next step
harmonyangel: ...now I'm imagining a maternity Iron Man suit.
likeadeuce: hahahaha
likeadeuce: that is AWESOME
(LJ-ify your IMs before pasting!)
I need to write this Javid fic and then get some sleep, because I have that interview in the morning. But my BRAIN WON'T STOP.
Also, fun fact? "My Two Dads" star Greg Evigan is from my town. He graduated from my high school, and I was friends with his cousin in elementary school. It's almost like I'm upholding a cultural legacy.