182. (fic) once upon a time in the west

[harinezumi_kun]

title: once upon a time in the west
rating/genre: pg (for guns?); au (cowboys :D), crack basically
pairing(s): junba, ohmiya
words: 2,591
summary: a variation on this picture and the text that goes with it.
disclaimer: FICTION.
notes: for darkdropout, because it was her idea :D this is basically ridiculous crack. with cowboys. i also apologize if there is any

Comments

[elfiepike]

this is GLORIOUS. just enough to get a sense of the world, and each of them in it. AND THEN THE UPPERS, OMG. I JUST. also, hello sho in a dress: never not appropriate. :D

[harinezumi_kun]

i shall now address each of your points in turn!

1) i'm glad the world came across! it all felt very rushed when i was writing it :P

2) uppers! i'm glad they came out alright, too, because honestly all my knowledge of them comes from their guest spots on arashi's shows, and...your tumblr XD

3) i guess the challenge now is to see how many times i can write sho into a dress! (i feel this may be surprisingly easy...)

[darkdropout]

OMG I HAVEN'T EVEN READ THIS AND I AM ALREADY GOING TO

CRY

WITH

JOY

brb dying.

[darkdropout]

I CAN'T. I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS. EVERYTHING.

it is everything i ever dreamed of for an arashi cowboy au AND SO MUCH MORE. JUNBA BOUNTY HUNTERS WANTING TO SETTLE DOWN TOGETHER! THE KISSING BANDITS! SHERIFF SHO HAS SUCH GREAT DISGUISES (I'M GLAD THAT YOU REALIZED THI WAS SUCH AN IMPORTANT PART OF THE PLOT BECAUSE IT WAS)! YOKOCHO + THE UPPERS! THE KISSING BANDITS! I LOVED WHEN AIBA WAS BORED AND FLIPPING COINS INTO A CUP AND THEN THE PART WHERE JUN DOES SOMETHING STUPID BEFORE AIBA CAN! AND OHNO DRINKS HIS BEER INSTEAD OF TAKING OUT HIS GUN - BUT HE DOES HIT MARU WITH IT SO THAT'S OKAY! AND AIBA AND NINO ARE ALREADY BFFL!

ALSO THE KISSING BANDITS HOLDING HANDS WHEN THEY WALK IN. AND LATER THERE WAS KISSING. DID I MENTION I LIKED THAT PART?

i could go on, but i have to go reread it so. you know.

thank you for making all my wild west dreams a reality
♥__♥

[harinezumi_kun]

♥♥♥

AND I AM SO GLAD YOU LIKED ALL THE PARTS :D :D :D think of it as a thank you for the cabana boy!au, which i loved all the parts of :) and hey, if you ever feel like writing more ~adventures of the kissing bandits, i would be all over that :D

[g_esquared]

but the ending is PERFECT and lol @ jun making time in the middle of a heist (i just wanted to use that word) to ~appreciate sho hiking up his skirts. oh sho you precious thing. and oh oh this is so great!! matsujun wanting to settle down and all the wanting looks in the middle of gunfights and nino and ohno being outlaws that make out in between giving monetary encouragement, hello?? A+++++++

[harinezumi_kun]

:D :D :D maybe next time they can all be involved in a heist! i'm glad you liiiked it ~ and that the ending wasn't as rushed as it felt :) and as was already mentioned, sho's disguise was a necessity XD

[lianne29]

This was a fun read! Sho in a skirt will always be hilarious.

[coolohoh]

aw... yeah... it was hilarious but it ended a little too soon :(