in which I get busted

Aug 22, 2004 10:16

One morning in the second grade, I found a broken and empty cigarette lighter in front of the school bus. Before first recess, as we were getting on our coats in the hallway, I had it out and was rubbing it back and forth on the carpet listening to the noise it made, when Miss Hansen, the pinched looking first grade teacher, walked by with her ( Read more... )

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vuzh August 22 2004, 10:22:12 UTC
you can also fish in the park.

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urbpan August 23 2004, 11:30:09 UTC
To say nothing of the many "Wildlife refuges" and other public lands where hunting is encouraged. http://www.recreation.gov/hunting.cfm?myActivity=hunting

I think if you are collecting mushrooms to eat yourself, then it is morally equivalent to berry picking. It's not like you were collecting bags of morels to sell to restaurants or anything.

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emmanate August 23 2004, 07:27:59 UTC
unfortunately, i only remember the slightest of my childhood. surely some reasons for my behaviors are hiding there.

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wrender August 24 2004, 22:43:48 UTC
don't let the condescending tone of any law enforcement get to you. even if their main study was biology they have also been trained to give you attitude to try to make you get yerself in more trouble whether it be by blowing up on them or slipping and giving them more info than you would have otherwise. I know you guys have nothing to hide but there is always something that will give a piggy reason enough to arrest you.

Can you tell I flout authority. ^__^

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