HT100 Challenge #107 - OMG WTF?!?
SIDE EFFECTS - a B/K story that's probably a little more coherent than the prompt actually called for, but is still complete crack!fic
Toby sat out in the quad and waited for naked Chris to stroll by on his way to the shower. Alvarez came by and sat down next to him. “Where’s your boyfriend, Beecher?”
“I don’t have one,” Toby declared. “Chris and I broke up yesterday.”
“But you’d only been back together for four days!” exclaimed Alvarez.
“The make-up sex is-“
Suddenly, the air was punctuated with a loud scream coming from the direction of Chris’ pod. Toby ran up the stairs and opened the door. “Chris, why were you yelling?”
“Toby, I missed you. I dreamed we broke up.”
“We did break up. And we broke up last week. And the week before last. And you didn’t scream.”
“You’re right, Toby. Can you keep a secret?”
Toby nodded and Chris pulled back the sheet that covered him.
Toby screamed and Chris started shushing him. Chris quickly pulled the sheet back into place. “I was supposed to be part of that experimental aging thing, but I think the pills got mixed up. It’s not that bad. Once you get used to it.”
“You’ve got tits.”
Chris glanced down. “I suppose I do. I didn’t actually notice that.”
Toby looked at him incredulously. “How did you not notice those bazooms?”
“I think I was more preoccupied by the fact that I don’t have a dick.”
Toby screamed again, then went to Doctor Nathan who cheerfully told him that one of the many side effects of the experimental aging drugs was waking up with big bazooms and no dick, but Chris should be right as rain or dead within the next twenty-four hours.
“I was married four times and can honestly say that I like vaginas more on women than on me,” Chris observed.
“That makes two of us,” Toby said.
The next day, Chris was back to normal. Toby took the opportunity to get back together with him and they lived happily ever after.
At least for three days before they broke up again.
Toby sat out in the quad and waited for naked Chris to stroll by on his way to the shower. Alvarez came by and sat down next to him. “Where’s your boyfriend, Beecher?”
“I don’t have one,” Toby declared. “Chris and I broke up yesterday.”
“But you’d only been back together for four days!” exclaimed Alvarez.
“The make-up sex is-“
Suddenly, the air was punctuated with a loud scream coming from the direction of Chris’ pod. Toby ran up the stairs and opened the door. “Chris, why were you yelling?”
“Toby, I missed you. I dreamed we broke up.”
“We did break up. And we broke up last week. And the week before last. And you didn’t scream.”
“You’re right, Toby. Can you keep a secret?”
Toby nodded and Chris pulled back the sheet that covered him.
Toby screamed and Chris started shushing him. Chris quickly pulled the sheet back into place. “I was supposed to be part of that experimental aging thing, but I think the pills got mixed up. It’s not that bad. Once you get used to it.”
“You’ve got tits.”
Chris glanced down. “I suppose I do. I didn’t actually notice that.”
Toby looked at him incredulously. “How did you not notice those bazooms?”
“I think I was more preoccupied by the fact that I don’t have a dick.”
Toby screamed again, then went to Doctor Nathan who cheerfully told him that one of the many side effects of the experimental aging drugs was waking up with big bazooms and no dick, but Chris should be right as rain or dead within the next twenty-four hours.
“I was married four times and can honestly say that I like vaginas more on women than on me,” Chris observed.
“That makes two of us,” Toby said.
The next day, Chris was back to normal. Toby took the opportunity to get back together with him and they lived happily ever after.
At least for three days before they broke up again.