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[hard_knocks]

If anyone has any goodbyes to say to Freebase, it's best to get it done, unless you want to put it into the eulogy. Here I was, nice enough to try and help bring him out of the funk he's been in, and he repays me in a seriously ungrateful fashion

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Wow.

[harleygirlsd]

I had no idea that Freebase was suicidal. My sincerest condolences.

Make sure you get Markez the sundae with the EXTRA chocolate syrup, moms LOVE that extra sugar rush.

I suggest someone videotape the proceedings, LOL... and may I suggest the use of some slimy substance on Freebase? Seems only fitting.

Love,
the HARLEYgirl

::who is left wondering wtf?::

Re: Wow.

[hard_knocks]

I'm sure he won't be missed much. And who knows? Maybe he'll be useful as fertilizer.

I'll have to get the extras just because you suggested it. I don't know if you've heard of the Denny hypersensitivity to all things sugar and caffeine, but just normal ice cream keeps him buzzed for days. The extra stuff ought to make it even more memorable. Amber may thank you personally.

I'll have to see if I can find something appropriately slimy for Freebase. Something that won't wash off so well. Nothing that smells bad, however. He does live here, and we'd have to smell it.

Re: Wow.

[harleygirlsd]

Denny hypersensitivity to all things sugar and caffeine

Really? Had no clue! ::halo::

Amber will remember these moments after the kid is grown and gone. And probably STILL have to stifle the urge to throttle both you and I (snicker).

As for sticky substances, honey works well. Add some brown sugar, find yourself an anthill (fire ants preferably), and some duct tape and VOILA! - you're set. ;)

As does chocolate syrup (but get the can so you can "dump" rather than have to squeeze it out, more effective when applying liberally).

God, the evil just STREAMS from my fingertips today. hehehehe...

Re: Wow.

[hard_knocks]

Amber has a lot of moments to remember. And I'm sure the urge to throttle me, at the very least, will be a continuous feeling in her. I make sure to reinforce it often, because I'm not sure what she'd do without it. I'm nothing if not a loyal, helpful brother.

Honey. Hmm. I need to buy some, I think. A large amount, even.

Keep the evil coming. It helps distract you from your illness and gives me great ideas to add to my repertoire.

I hope you're feeling better, by the way.

[eternalxwhisper]

I think you're leaving out far too many details here Mikel.

[hard_knocks]

I have no idea what you mean.

[eternalxwhisper]

Of course you don't. Perhaps maybe go back and edit your post? Explain to me what you tried to do to get Freebase out of his funk.

Your version of nice is another ones version of torture.

[hard_knocks]

All I did was go for a walk with him and talk to him about it, trying to get him to tell me what the problem is. Simple as that.

Why is everyone always so suspicious of me?