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Dec 30, 2006 14:01

Title: Assault, Trespass and Vandalism - PART TWO!
Author: moonflower_rose
Pairing: HP/DM
Genre/Rating: NC-17 overall
Warnings: The usual...also, don't run with scissors...
Length: 3000(ish) words
Summary: Sequel to the fic Disturbing The Peace - written for my darling silentauror!!!
Disclaimer: Please see my disclaimer here.

Miss PART ONE? Click here.

( Auror Handbook, chapter 17, paragraph 6: An Auror must make all reasonable efforts to alert the suspect to his/her presence before entering the location, as per the Wizarding Privacy Act, 1988. This applies only in circumstances where the suspect is not a flight risk, holding hostages, or a danger to the public or themselves, or hopping on one foot while eating a banana in South Wales. )

Comments 25

sloane_hd December 30 2006, 20:09:38 UTC

Really some of those lines just crack me up.
I especially like Draco's name calling. So funny.

moonflower_rose January 6 2007, 05:33:12 UTC

I'm glad you liked it hun! *hugs*

silentauror December 30 2006, 23:37:49 UTC

or hopping on one foot while eating a banana in South Wales.

Ahahahaha! That sounds so very canon, too - you've totally got JKR's quirky mannerisms down. :) Also, Petunia and the chopsticks, lol. :D

Well, that was kind of uncalled for, and Harry was about to say so when Malfoy exploded into a tirade of curse-words and flying spittle, and pinwheeling arms. All the regulars were there, arsehole, bastard, speccy and scarhead - it was just like being back in school - and there were a few of the less regular insults, such as Hairy Snotter, Gryffindick, and Scar Breath (which quite frankly, didn’t make any sense). Then came a whole flood of brand new swears that Malfoy appeared to be making up as he went along, the most distressing of which, to Harry, was ‘cunt-eyes’…Okay, so love for the entire paragraph (Scar Breath! :D), but it was really 'cunt-eyes' that did me in. I laughed so hard at that that I cried. :D :D :D ( ... )

moonflower_rose December 30 2006, 23:47:34 UTC

So, I assume this is it for the sequel, and that after this, we just know what happens?

Well...not really, no. *points*

http://community.livejournal.com/happy_berday_sa/18065.html

soojebi December 31 2006, 00:00:27 UTC

Man. Awesome, awesome sequel to DtP (which is, by the way, one of my favorite dirty-talk fics thus far). The office dynamics, Sandra the Sandwich Queen, and Harry's inner dialogue made my day. I definitely also had to stop reading after "cunt-eyes" for a good minute just trying to visualize it in my head.

A metrosexuelle tribute.

moonflower_rose January 6 2007, 05:34:09 UTC

OH MY GOD! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! *goes squee and then BOOM!*

moonflower_rose June 25 2007, 08:57:06 UTC

Hey bud - I was wondering if it would be okay to use your picture (with credit, of course!) in a writers interview coming up next month? I really loved it, and if it was okay with you I was hoping it could be included with the interview?

soojebi June 25 2007, 16:44:53 UTC

I'm glad you actually liked it!

So to answer your question, yes. I'm also very, very flattered.

By the way, I reread DtP just yesterday, and I had another fit after I got to "cunt-eyes." It gets me every time (because I'm 12).

More exclamation points because you liked it: !!!!!!!

Thread 6

enchanted_jae December 31 2006, 08:40:31 UTC

Harry's reasoning in this was priceless. Trying to rationalize staying with Draco...*grins*

moonflower_rose January 6 2007, 05:36:49 UTC

I dont blame the poor boy, I wouldnt want to leave either! :P

vianne78 January 1 2007, 21:38:20 UTC

Mmm, I'm sleepy and on my way to bed but dammit I can't stop reading and it's making me so horny and nghhh.

moonflower_rose January 6 2007, 05:37:23 UTC

Woo! If it makes you horny babe, I consider my work here DONE *polishes nails*