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Jun 12, 2011 17:49

[Spoken like he's reading a grocery list:]

Your nose and ears never stop growing.

Jupiter is bigger than all the other planets combined.

Hot water is heavier than cold.

No piece of normal-size paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

Natural pearls melt in vinegar.

[Back to normal speech. He's calm. Civil. But oh so very patronizing ( Read more... )

we are the happiness boys, librarians give me headaches, a lying liar who lies, filling your mind with lies, i have a soapbox, your books make you insane, fire chief in charge, who needs a warden?, post flood

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leadsthestars June 13 2011, 00:04:47 UTC
I work in the library. Are you Beatty?

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leadsthestars June 13 2011, 02:41:47 UTC
Yes, I am an inmate.

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happinessboys June 13 2011, 02:44:15 UTC
Then how do you control the library?

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leadsthestars June 13 2011, 02:51:28 UTC
I am a good worker.

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happinessboys June 13 2011, 03:01:12 UTC
Do you read what you protect?

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leadsthestars June 13 2011, 03:13:18 UTC
Yes. I do. Many, many things.

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happinessboys June 13 2011, 10:30:03 UTC
Hm. And have they helped you in any way?

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leadsthestars June 13 2011, 12:27:15 UTC
They help me understand you. All of you. The Barge.

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happinessboys June 13 2011, 17:44:10 UTC
And what do you...understand?

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leadsthestars June 13 2011, 17:50:49 UTC
Why some hate me more than others. Why some fear me.

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happinessboys June 13 2011, 18:22:55 UTC
You are feared?

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leadsthestars June 13 2011, 18:34:15 UTC
Yes.

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happinessboys June 13 2011, 20:31:38 UTC
Why?

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leadsthestars June 14 2011, 02:41:35 UTC
It is no fun if I just tell you.

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happinessboys June 14 2011, 02:43:09 UTC
Does it have to do with ripping out people's hearts?

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leadsthestars June 14 2011, 02:43:46 UTC
More than just that.

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