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UberBFF (7:36:45 PM): whaaaat

Me (7:37:01 PM): it's the inside of my brain!

UberBFF (7:37:07 PM): hahahahaha

UberBFF (7:37:16 PM): you have old men dancing in your brain?

Me (7:37:53 PM): was there ever any doubt?

UberBFF (7:37:57 PM): that's awkward
UberBFF (7:38:00 PM): hahahaha

UberBFF (7:39:10 PM): this is so weird

Me (7:39:15 PM): IT IS

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Twilight inspired a dildo. Read, the comments, they're worth it. Now, I'm going to go laugh hysterically into a pillow for the next few minutes. Sorry, K.

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So... who exactly is your target group here? Because I don't think it's the person who eats the pop rocks.

Dear Mr. Xinos,

Aside from the turpitude of making little girls cry when they try to get involved in their community, I'd like you to know that I don't think you have a shinning future in law. Not only do you not know how relate to a jury, not only is your name now tarnished forever, but you very obviously have not done your research. I would say ' ( Read more... )

Roman Polanski is probably the love child of Pedobear and Hat McCullough. Inappropriate humor is inappropriate.

Sign this petition to put Roman Polanski on trial.

Because being unable to get your Oscar in person isn't a fitting punishment for raping a child.

Spread it like herpes, people.

Edit: Can someone who actually is a member of
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So, if you ever wanted to know what a children's TV movie made by pedophiles would look like, go youtube the Hugga Bunch Special. I just watched it. I am actually blind now. and deaf. I think I may have to go buy a Cabbage Patch kid and burn it to rid myself of the ew ( Read more... )

This is. The most disgusting. I can't even.

AND CONGRESSPEOPLE GO TO THIS?!?!?!

So, if you've been watching this journal for any length of time, you've noticed that I have a thing for youtube. We've a strange and somewhat kinky relationship, but it's hella fun, so, whatever.

The thing about youtube, though, is that even if you aren't looking specifically for it, you can get blindsided. Sometimes, you get attacked by a ( Read more... )

MOTHERFUCKING MOUSE UNDER THE MOTHERFUCKING BED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Obviously, I need a cat, dorm policy be damned.


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