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[hansbekhart]

I'd tell you what prompted this, but it's a long story, so just help me out here. Take it as read that shored and mikhale are totally to blame, no matter what they say.

Poll Terrifying spectors of COCK.

Also, before you hit the cut, take a moment to consider that you're gonna see some REALLY SCARY THINGS. Cool?

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[kres]

Man, I won't even ask.

*runs off quietly and hides*

[hansbekhart]

Best not to ahahahaha.

[hansbekhart]

I'm surprised that I DIDN'T. The thought of waking up with someone standing over me scares the SHIT out of me, hence the original idea of the poll ahahaha. Then I got distracted by the thought of furry and clown porn. Hah!

[destro]

And here I totally thought I'd see something from this behind the cut.

Ah. I love how I can still find that link after all this time.

...

Maybe not.

[hansbekhart]

Omfg what the fuck is that? I mean, I guess it's not THAT much worse then what I pulled out, but at least my clowns don't look like they want to skull-fuck you against your will. Good lord.

[hansbekhart]

It's my revenge on EVERYBODY. For um, not giving me a double no foam latte yesterday. I couldn't paint the trees right, so I must kill everyone in the world?

You're very welcome! Everyone seems terrified ahahaha.

[mikhale]

The author of this comment wishes to say that he has never heard or ever been affiliated with hansbekhart. Any conversations or any sort of communication that hansbekhart reports to be true is fictional and completely fabricated.

[hansbekhart]

hansbekhart admits that mikhale is only at fault because he said that hansbekhart's icon reminds him of a community where boys show their peens, and then he was foolish enough to send her the link.

[mikhale]

mikhale's camp wishes to reiterate the fact that they are still adamantly denying any involvement mikhale had with hansbekhart. There were no sending of links or some such.