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[hansbekhart]

Conversation with shored is always interesting, particularly when you're just waking up.

shored: there's a furry posting on yaoi_daily D:
shored: how are you?
hansbekhart: wtf ew
hansbekhart: i'm okay
hansbekhart: still waking up
shored: "i'm a therian" NO YOU ARE A FURRY OMFG PRETTIER WORDS DON'T MAKE IT BETTER
hansbekhart: therian???
hansbekhart: what the shit?
shored: marsupial and placental mammals >_>
hansbekhart: EEEEWEWW WHAT HTE FUCK

Comments

[lazy_daze]

Aaaah, I remember the horsefucker on FW. I think he kept mentioning his wife, then it turned out his 'wife' was a horse. WTF.

Is there such a thing as too gay? ;)

[hansbekhart]

Ahhhh, everyone knows about this but me. I need to find the link.

Ummm, you know, that's debatable, but I ... try to stay away from the schmoop and I was gearing up for some lazy, quiet, sleepy morning sex and then they started TALKING and now I just don't know what to DO and YEAH. Hence the message from my subconscious, I guess?

It is cute, though. I might end up keeping what I have anyway.

[perseph]

Oh God. Furries. The horsefucker. My brain bleeds.

So he was posting in an alt sex community asking for advice on balancing his wife and girlfriend. People were taking him seriously and giving him advice until someone pops up with 'wait, aren't you the furry who thinks he married his horse?' or something along those lines. He admits it, but doesn't think that should matter, and still wants an answer to his question. People feel betrayed that they were unknowingly giving advice about balancing a relationship with a horse. Human girlfriend shows up to defend him and declare the horse's true love and commitment. You can imagine how it went from there.

[apey1013]

Oh, good grief. Just when you think things can't get weirder...

[livii]

It was truly a wank for the ages; F_W went on it for ages and ages, hilariously. It's a great story to tell people. Apparently the girlfriend said he should just marry his horse if he loved her that much. THAT'S NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY, PEOPLE!

[hansbekhart]

OMFG AHAHAHHAHAHA HE HAD A GIRLFRIEND TOO??

Jesus christ, people, why has nobody linked me to this yet???

[maracela]

*randomnibble*

[hansbekhart]

**randomlicks**

How you doin', babe?

[ellie_nor]

Actually, I think furries and therians and horsefuckers are cute. At least, the ones I know are.

[hansbekhart]

The thought of a horsefucker being cute is .... well, it's definitely not a thought I've ever, ever come across before, let's just say that. Although I heard about a guy who died of intestinal ruptures because he let a horse fuck HIM, but I suppose that's more hilarious then cute.

[ellie_nor]

Depends on the size of the horse, but in the case of a full-grown horse horse, that's definitely an attempt worthy of the Darwin awards.

[hansbekhart]

Yeah, I believe it was at an animal sex farm in Washington. I heard about it because apparently some people were making a sympathetic, human look at this guy's life, what would lead up to a death like this.

[cooljade]

reading this post and its replies gives me the vague feeling of being in another universe....................... in a... very interesting kind of way O_o

[hansbekhart]

Personally, a universe with horsefuckers and various levels of furries (why do they give themselves different names? Does it make them feel better or something? I'm confused) isn't one that I want to ever see, heh.

[cooljade]

lol i guess XD

but then again, it looks like... fun *___*;;;