Being friends with Cara Young pretty much makes up for everything terrible that has happened to me in the past month. The sweater vest she bought for me pretty much makes up for everything terrible that has happened in my entire life. I hope she's as good at playing cupid as she is at playing santa. She takes such good care of me. How anybody ( Read more... )

Things have been tough lately. I am tougher. My mom is really cool. So is Bret. I know what I want my next tattoo to be, but it's a secret for now. I think about roller skating a lot. I decided to donate my body to science when I die. The man sitting next to me at the myberry is reaaaaallllly creepy and weird and I can see his porn and he just ( Read more... )

Julie and Christina live in the apartment below me now. We're throwing a New Years party. There will be a DJ. So, I'm guessing it will be more than twice as big as our last party, which was huge. And you're all invited.

Not shaving my legs for a month is kind of neat? But not really.

Dear Friends in NC and also that one friend in Murrells Inlet (I did not forget about you) and also Krazy Kara Thomas,

I will be staying at my parents/Bishop's house the 16th-21st of this month (that is this coming Thursday through Tuesday) and I would very much like to see you all. Sorry for never posting ever. K?

Love, Hannah

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Tonight I visited Mark Ehlert, and he peed on me.

I havn't updated in a little while. My kitten died and a close friend of mine tried to do the same. It's been a rough week, but I am forever optimistic. Exciting visits are coming up!! One from a girl who constantly leaves my mouth open in awe and admiration. Trixy Nelson invades the windy city October 1st-6th...be ready for anything; it's going to ( Read more... )

Trixy Nelson is my hero.

Thanks for the imput, but we have to start over. Matt and I just found out that kittyface is actually a girl!!! This changes everything.

Jess is gone, and I'm much more upset about this than I thought I would be.

Last night, I shut off the street lights for a 2 mile stretch of the city.