I opened the fridge.

There was an entire shelf of yogurt.

Could someone please tell me why someone thought having a bold, centered banner saying "Thick and Creamy" over a picture of peeled bananas was a good marketing strategy?

"Hey, Jim. I'm out of advertising ideas."

"Well, what about a nice, tasteful penis joke?"

.-.

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There, Izzy. I posted. Stop bitching at me.

Also, stop studying. You're on break. It's creepy.