for fandom_muses: Evidence

[handysparehand]

I've been trying to keep on top of all the dangerous goings on on Earth,   There's really quite a lot to keep up with in that regard.  Earth always seems to find a way to stay right smack in the middle of danger.  It's funny that way.  I always thought alien threats took Sundays off.  I guess because I used to take Sundays off, but really they don'

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[handysparehand]

Just a cat? That attitude is exactly the problem. Sure it's a cat today, but what about a few centuries from now? What then?

Cheetahs are just cats as well, you know.

[handysparehand]

[ohbitchyesiDID]

But taken out of the Earth environment, look what happens! For all I know, some alien world is cultivating some new cat hybrid creature and they've zeroed in on this cat.

[marthajonesmd]

...a ninja cat? Really?

[handysparehand]

Yes, REALLY!

[itsthecoat]

.....it's cute.

[handysparehand]

That's one word. Alarming is another word.

[itsthecoat]

It's a cat. If there's any animal you should be worrying about, it's mice.

[handysparehand]

Mice? Oh come on now, the only time mice ever did anything was that one time with poor Arthur Dent....

Note taken. Adding mice to the dangerous creatures list.

But, but just because mice are dangerous does not make cats any less so.

[dameluckypants]

Awww. Now I want a cat.

[handysparehand]

Of course terrifying ninja cats would make you want to get a cat.

[dameluckypants]

You say that like watching Cujo makes me want a dog.

[handysparehand]

....Does it?

[alien_catcher]

...

Perhaps you should alert your universe's Torchwood?

[handysparehand]

.....

Obviously they won't listen, as you can see above. No one ever listens until it's too late. Then it's "oh we should have listened, we should have listened."

[alien_catcher]

Well, Doctor, even though I relate to your aversion to cats, you have to admit that being afraid of this one may seem a little strange.

However, I guess if I told anyone that there are man-eating aliens running around the sewers of Cardiff, the would probably thing I'm a nutter, too.

[handysparehand]

So, does that mean you can see the merit of my argument?