Boredom leads to some odd things. Note to self, in future, spying is less fun!

What do you mean its not naked Friday? Damn it Alter!Jack, you lied to me!

So I'm having a panic attack over my heart, even if its all in my head, its still unsettling, I only have one now! Thus I bother people with it.

Ok I'm admittedly confused over my apparent love for the Master, but I got to fanboy over my old regeneration then proceeded to offend him. All in a days work!

Left behind but not forgotten. My Doctor returned for me, but I'm not as happy to see him. He did leave, after all.

Yeaaaah, my device malfunctions and sent me off into another place. I'm definitely not in Kansas any more. Instead, I'm apparently in infinite city, well at least it looks nice and there's no beach in sight!

I'm bored, pay attention to me!

So I get bored fast, thats a good thing!-- Right?

( App is this way! )

[Tosses broken device away] Now what?

Device worked, not sure where I am, I'll be sure to get back to you!

Information on the freeplay canon, for those who may be in some way possibly interested in my pointless ramblings. Hey, a hand can dream.

( So part-Time Lord, part-human, very wizard. It happened when Donna touched me, when I was just a hand, which I loved being, minus the jar, it got a bit cramped and Jack always-- Er right, off topic. Anyway Donna touched it and WHAM! Instantaneous biological metacrisis. I grew out of Donna and the Doctor! )