28. A geek's fantasy

[handy_psychic]

Spike and I just went to the Wilderness to see if it had changed yet, and... and...

IT'S LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE!!

brb stomping on moar goombas ^____________^

Comments

[rustyarmor]

"goombas"? Does that mean that the Wilderness isn't dangerous this time?

[handy_psychic]

Not at all! Well, ah, aside from the jumping over gaps, banging your head when hitting blocks, and the Koopas, but they're not too hard to stomp on or jump over.

[rustyarmor]

That... sounds pretty dangerous. You didn't hit your head too many times, did you??

What are 'goombas' and 'Koopas' anyway...

Haha, Bridge keeps forgetting that not everyone knows what video games even are XD

[handy_psychic]

Nah, Spike made me stop. Party pooper.

It sounds a lot worse than it really is, honestly!

Oh, oh, Goombas are little walking things that look like mushrooms and go "whupup" when you stomp on them, and Koopas are turtles.

[saleskitten]

Okay, I read what you've been writing, and you've got me hypnotized.

You've GOT to show me. Please, please, please?

[handy_psychic]

Show you what? The Wilderness? Gladly. ^^

[redrobinhood]

Goombas?! Really?

[handy_psychic]

YES. IT'S LIKE SUPER MARIO BROTHERS DOWN HERE.

IT'S. AWESOME.

[snowburned]

What's it become now? I haven't been there lately.

[handy_psychic]

It's turned into a video game. Mario Brothers.

[snowburned]

I...didn't understand most of that. It's a game? About brothers?

Oh dear. XD

[handy_psychic]

Yes! Brothers named Mario and Luigi and- it's probably better to just come down and see for yourself, or else I know I'll launch into a long, babbly explanation that'll just confuse the issue more...

[subject_e0057]

...Goomba?

[handy_psychic]

They're little mushroom-looking things. Fun to stomp on.

[subject_e0057]

...Stomping on mushroom things?

[handy_psychic]

Yeah! It's like a video game! An old one, but still!