Comments | handy_psychic: 83. TOAST

handy_psychic

83. TOAST

Jan 05, 2011 17:34

I do not have a toast gut!

... well, maybe a little, but it's not THAT bad!

... is it?

~mindelan (peach), i solemnly swear i am up to no good, event: mst3k, +zero (maverick), +londo (ambassador), +krile (cara), ic, +npc-kun, +axel (lea), bridge!!!!, this is your brain on bridge, +twin-chan (rabbit), bridge is a dork

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npc_kun January 5 2011, 22:58:52 UTC

"It's not a toast gut, it's a Little Powered Toast Man!"

Ah yes the relationship between Bridge and the Muffin Man was the stuff of legends in Edensphere.

handy_psychic January 5 2011, 23:09:55 UTC

So, wait... is it a toast gut or a muffin gut? I do like muffins...

..that should have been powdered toast man npc_kun January 5 2011, 23:16:14 UTC

Is a Powdered Toast Man what happens when you cross a Power Ranger and a toaster?

"I eat because I'm unhappy! And I'm unhappy because I eat!"

handy_psychic January 6 2011, 00:17:05 UTC

Hey, that's an idea! I should make myself a new superhero identity.

proudambassador January 5 2011, 23:53:40 UTC

It would certainly not be as much fun as an alcohol gut, hm?

handy_psychic January 6 2011, 00:16:28 UTC

I dunno, I think toast is kinda fun! 'cause it's so versatile and so filling and so easy to make, but then again I guess alcohol is pretty easy to drink, too...

proudambassador January 6 2011, 00:22:23 UTC

Toast, it is simple. Alcohol, it is far more enjoyable.

handy_psychic January 6 2011, 01:00:38 UTC

Then together, they have to be even better.

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feathered_earth January 6 2011, 00:50:16 UTC

Don't worry! I've never noticed this toast gut of yours.

handy_psychic January 6 2011, 01:00:21 UTC

Well, that's good! 'cause someone- I don't know who- has been poking fun at me all day...

feathered_earth January 6 2011, 01:25:16 UTC

Oh, those guys? They've been getting on my nerves too.

handy_psychic January 6 2011, 01:37:39 UTC

Yeah, I didn't notice that they were WRITING to everyone, too. Oh, boy.

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seeya_next_life January 6 2011, 02:06:26 UTC

I thought for half an instant that this said toast gun, and I was about to start listing the merits of such a device and wondering why you would insist so vehemently that you don't have one.

handy_psychic January 6 2011, 03:37:46 UTC

... hey, a toast gun isn't a bad idea at all! Of course, I'm not sure how practical it would be as a weapon unless your opponent has a phobia of toast...

seeya_next_life January 6 2011, 04:07:05 UTC

Or a severe gluten allergy. The idea does have recreational merit, however. I think a toast gun would be far more entertaining than a potato gun.

handy_psychic January 6 2011, 04:34:50 UTC

Yeah, it would certainly make breakfast a lot more fun. Maybe I could make a peanut butter gun to go with it...

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of_mindelan January 6 2011, 04:10:58 UTC

You look fine.

handy_psychic January 6 2011, 04:28:18 UTC

Appreciate you saying so ♥

of_mindelan January 6 2011, 04:30:00 UTC

Are they making up new names for you, too?

handy_psychic January 6 2011, 04:33:26 UTC

Not yet, but that's probably the next logical step.

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