troll intro & quick announcement!

[allthetowels]

HEY GUYS SUP SUP Jamie here with her sixth, Equius from Homestuck. He SWEATS PROFUSELY, and he's GROSS and SMELLY and kind of a SNOB. He gets off on peasants ordering him around, but he's generally at least PROPERLY POLITE and will REPRIMAND you for FOUL LANGUAGE etc etc. He builds robots and he's E%EPTIONALLY STRONG. He capitalizes strong and all

Comments

[toreadoormat]

NO JAMIE THAT IS STILL TOO TL;DR OMG.

[allthetowels]

OH MY GOD I CAN NEVER WIN.

[toreadoormat]

I AM SO DISAPPOINT IN YOU IDE--

[allthetowels]

These roles are so fucked up.

/sweats profusely, as e%pected, being spoken to by a lowb100d such as yourself

[yerawizarderri]

[BREATHES ON]

[allthetowels]

OH MY GOD

[allthetowels]

GET OUT ERIDAN

[allthetowels]

NOT EVEN YOUR HIPS CAN CONVINCE EQUIUS TO SUCCUMB TO YOUR DESPERATE FLIRTING