Action//Type

[handsomejack]

*Jack once again had the doors and windows open as he worked on finishing up with paint and running wires. He'd come home from spending the rest of the night down by the clock and was busying himself with his hands by rewiring parts of the apartment and he'd even gotten ambitious and was repainting the two living room walls so they complimented

Comments

Private//Unhackable

[glock30]

Well you called me 'sweetheart.' That's pretty male and dumb.

Re: Private//Unhackable

[glock30]

A headache isn't exactly what I had in mind.

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[handsomejack]

I like to surprise a lady.

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...

I just earned myself two punches, didn't I?

Re: Private//Unhackable

[glock30]

What makes you think you're worth that much effort?

Re: Private//Unhackable

[handsomejack]

Because you really want to hear me go 'yeeoouuch!'

Re: Private//Unhackable

[glock30]

I might chip a nail. Do you have gloves?

Re: Private//Unhackable

[handsomejack]

I ...

Actually you know I don't?

Re: Private//Unhackable

[glock30]

Why doesn't that surprise me.

Re: Private//Unhackable

[handsomejack]

Because despite your best efforts to ignore me I'm sneaking into your mind ... like crab grass.

Re: Private//Unhackable

[glock30]

What the hell is crab grass? Is it poisonous?

Re: Private//Unhackable

[handsomejack]

No, it's a type of hearty, hard to kill, annoying grass that sneaks into a lawn and makes it all wild and woolly looking.

Re: Private//Unhackable

[glock30]

A pest.

Re: Private//Unhackable

[handsomejack]

Yep!

Re: Private//Unhackable

[glock30]

You should change your name to Crab Grass.

Re: Private//Unhackable

[handsomejack]

Captain Crab Grass ...

Has sort of a superhero ring to it!

Re: Private//Unhackable

[glock30]

Please don't think about tights.