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[handsomejack]

Yes, in fact I did get dumped by a man eating spider. How did everybody else spend their Friday night?

This City is starting to put a serious dent in my otherwise healthy ego!

I want a drink.

[ooc: Strike out not there. ;)]

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[handsomejack]

If you hear thumping in the night, that would be me beating my head on the wall.

I'm sorry, Elle ... but I think I'm giving up on dating. Period.

[venomouselle]

Excuse me.

[handsomejack]

I have now been dumped four times in the span of three weeks, had one over zealous boyfriend threatening me and on this recent dumping I was compared to 'rotting Camembert' cheese.

...

I'm taking the hint from the deities who are currently probably LAUGHING THEIR DIVINE ARSES OFF and contemplating celibacy!

[venomouselle]

Let me spare you the tiny violin solo, this shit is the City's business. If you think this is bad, it could be worse you could have fucked your worst enemy, lost a limb or Christ something else that escapes everyday thought.

The operative word of your statement is think. Do or don't. I'd like to get to know you better and if I'm wasting my time, well fuck this shit.

[handsomejack]

Fucked your worst enemy .. check, haven't lost the limb yet ...

Elle, I'm sorry I just can't right now. I'd like to get to know you better as a friend but ...

I'm sorry.

1/3

[venomouselle]

[venomouselle]

Domino effect. Nice touch.

[venomouselle]