122 Voice post

[handsomejack]

There is the sound of rustling a thump and a muffled curse...Alright, listen you overgrown archive of plant matter with ink. I'll have you know that in the 51st century we have a planet-sized book repository called "The Library" that would put you to shame. But since you're all I've got, it would be best if we could get along

Comments

Kyle LOLs at you.

[justashow]

Generally it works better if you speak nicely to her.

Jack glares at you!

[handsomejack]

We're past the nice stage, she already tossed her drink in my face.

Kyle is immune to Jack glares.

[justashow]

Finally met the one lass you couldn't charm, hmm?

Harumph!

[handsomejack]

It's a library, Kyle! I went to the section I needed and before I could get the book I wanted it moved.

[handsomejack]

Maybe not but it makes me feel better.

[handsomejack]

Oh ... I will. I will.

[harrysbackup]

Rain tells me if you're nice, the library is nice back.

[handsomejack]

I was just after a book. It was an accident that I kicked the shelves, my boots are big.

[harrysbackup]

Right.

[handsomejack]

They are!

And I didn't meant to spill the coffee.

[sword_boy]

A planet sized Library?

That sounds like a disaster waiting to happen. Dust, people getting lost, people having sex, and bugs... lots and lots of bugs.

[handsomejack]

It did well enough or at least, it was doing well enough the last time I saw it.

[sword_boy]

It still sounds like something bad is going to happen with it.

I mean, look at this giant library of ours here.

[handsomejack]

Yeah, regarding that last part, I am ... and regreting it's aquai...

[Thud!]

Ow! ...tence.

[favoritetraitor]

Problems, Captain?

[handsomejack]

The library is being mean to me, Solomon.

[favoritetraitor]

The library.....? How so?

[handsomejack]

It's ...

Can we spare my dignity and just agree that it is being mean?