This, However, IS A Meme

[kseda]

So many apologies...

DATING SINCE FOREVER
1) POST WITH YOUR CHARACTERS (ONE PER COMMENT)
2) RESPOND TO OTHER PEOPLE
3) THOSE TWO HAVE BEEN DATING FOR FUCK KNOWS HOW LONG
4) ???
5) LOTS OF RANDOM SHIPPING PROFIT

stolen from mutantprom

Comments

[numbersnfigures]

[adorably clueless, have fun.]

[numbersnfigures]

*he looks at her over his shoulder and smiles*

What...?

[slayersidekick]

[ technically a lesbian but it's more fun to break that, right guys?! ]

not sorry.

[thesecondslayer]

[ stretching lazily in bed. ]

We got any more of that leftover pizza?

oh my god what have you done... ... ... I love it

[slayersidekick]

[ Willow rolls over onto her stomach under the sheets. ]

I don't know. Should I open the fridge to find out?

[ keeping in mind that 'open the fridge' means 'make her magic do the hard work.' ]

i had to. I HAD TO.

[thesecondslayer]

[ yawning lazily, faith stretches one more time before standing up and heading to the mini-fridge herself. ]

Nah, I got it. I keep letting you save me the walk to the fridge, I'm gonna get fat. [ oooh, score, cold pizza! the next sentence is said through a bite of said pizza. ] Fat slayers die faster.

[vikingvampire]

[have a vampire who can have sex for hours and makes drinking blood look so damn hot.]

this is funny because it's pretty much true.

[faderbroderson]

Eric, have you seen my shirt?

yes, yes it is. :)

[vikingvampire]

Not since you tossed it away so hastily.

[faderbroderson]

[snorts lightly in amusement]

Perhaps too hastily. It's disappeared.

[He pulls on Eric's instead. It's far too big.]

[faderbroderson]

[Great in bed and eternally youthful. Also, could kick your ass.]

what is this i don't even

[supertorso]

[ she insists the only reason he could hypothetically kick her ass is because she doesn't kill. no idea if that's true, though ]

Is it weird that I'm craving tofu and sushi right about now?

xDD

[faderbroderson]

[But he would never kick her ass, anyway. He would feel horrible.]

I don't see why it would be. Would you like to stop off at a Japanese restaurant?

[supertorso]

Oh, yeah. Take-out is calling my name. And maybe a really badly dubbed movie we can mock to go with it.

[thesecondslayer]

[ okay so she's collecting all the issues and might punch you on accident if you wake her up in the middle of the night, but she's good in bed? :D? ]

DIRECTLY to hell. no passing go, no collecting $200.

[thesecondslayer]

[ hey angel, you wanted to wake up to a slayer on top of you, right? ]

Dude. Angel. Get up.