Dean's friendly words for the day

[hammerdean]

Deatheaters? SO NOT COOL. But I promised King Sr I'd be cool, so nothing more than that, kids

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[_pogmothoin_]

Thank you. However, why am I the ELEVENTH person you list????!!! ELEVENTH??!!

[hammerdean]

You know what, I like that Gaelic. Tell me more, Sexy..

Mwhaaha. I mean. It's good that we're taking our charms homework so seriously. Yes.

I did say Dead Sexy, yes? Good. I can just imagine you saying these words in your dulcet tones.

[_pogmothoin_]

B'fhearr liom thú nó céad bó bainne!

Don't we always? Maybe we can get extra credit for your hair.

You're incorrigible.

[hammerdean]

My Irish dictionary has failed me. What did you just say?

I wouldn't mind extra credit. Hermione-like grades continue to avoid me, but hey. I can always get ... second? Third place in our House?

Oh really? Who's the tease? Not I. I'm not speaking sexy and or untranslatable Irish.

[_pogmothoin_]

I prefer you to a hundred milk cows! See? I told you our love was eternal.

The exceptional marks escape me as well. And mum is always nagging... nagging... Well, you've heard the howlers yourself. You're hair might just help put us both near the top.

You know you like it. Is maith an scáthán súil charad.

[hammerdean]

Our love has been compared to Pansy Parkinson. I feel somehow dirty.

Hey, mate. I'll be more than willing to tutor you.

Translate again, you cute thing. And you know I do.

[_pogmothoin_]

And now I feel the need for a shower. What a thought.

That would be wicked; God knows I need all the help I can get.

A friend's eye is a good mirror. I do.

[hammerdean]

You need to stop teasing me, Irish. You and showers.

Consider it done. You, me and the books. I promise I won't write up ONE schedule for you, either.

Man. I wish I had witty things to say like that. I feel my love isn't strong enough because I don't have a cool translatey language. What shall I do about this?

[_pogmothoin_]

Oi. In your dreams.

Perfect. Thanks so much - where would I be without you? And not even a study schedule!! You know me so well.

Fear not, my friend, actions speaks louder than words. Even sexy Gaelic ones.

[hammerdean]

Wow. How did you KNOW?

Hey, what are best mates for? What are your worst subjects so I can give myself a brush up?

Well, heck. Consider yourself tutored for the rest of our school career. My love must be true.

[_pogmothoin_]

I just did. And that scares me.

Go raibh míle maith agat. Which is, of course, thank you very much. I suppose I'm decent in Charms, I just need more practice. Potions and Transfiguration are a lost cause at the moment though.

It must be.

[hammerdean]

Reading my mind again. Sorry about all the sorrid shower fantasies, mate.

Okay then. Charms and Transfig. No one does well in Potions, but we'll plug through together.

Damned straight it is.

[_pogmothoin_]

Apology accepted.

I'll be holding you to this tutoring gig. Plug...plug...plug...

...a ghrá mo chroí...

[hammerdean]

Now, the question is, are you having the same sorrid dreams? Eh? Eeeeeh?

Seamus. C'mon. Said I would, and I shall. Seriously.

...Again with the sexy Irish! Translate!

[_pogmothoin_]

Oiiiiiii. YOUR dreams. Not MY dreams.

Okay, well, thank you. Without your help I shall be seriously fecked.

I aim to please, ...love of my heart...

[hammerdean]

And what do your dreams include?

Seamus, I will not let you fail, and I will never let you down. No fecking shall happen, I say!

...You know what, you ever say that to me in Gaelic and I might snog you there and then. So. Dead. Sexy.