Dean's friendly words for the day

[hammerdean]

Deatheaters? SO NOT COOL. But I promised King Sr I'd be cool, so nothing more than that, kids

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[the_weasleys]

Please don't encourage them, Dean. They put themselves in so much trouble as it is...

[hammerdean]

Sorry, Mrs. Weasley.

[forgewheeze]

I KNOW YOU'RE A DEATHEATER THOMAS. what if i just harassed you, eh?

[hammerdean]

George. Mate. NOT COOL.

Besides, they wouldn't let me play in their club. That whole Mudblood thing.

[forgewheeze]

Really? never noticed.

[hammerdean]

...Well, that would be the whole thing where I know all about Muggle stuff? Born to Muggle parents? Who have big frying pans and know how to kick some serious arse?

[blaising_fury]

I see that you could not be bothered to calculate my grand total. Perhaps you thought you might be outscored. Tsk tsk.

[hammerdean]

Well, I have to discount those wherever you're backhandly complimenting Malfoy, you know.

[blaising_fury]

Avoidance thy name is Thomas, Dean.

[hammerdean]

Okay, okay. You give 5 cool points. You lose 5 for making me count. Very uncool smugness.

[bullystrode]

Excuse me?

[hammerdean]

Millicent! You've come to visit me. So, are you and Zabini a thing?

[bullystrode]

You appear to have your nouns crossed, Thomas. Zabini and I are persons not things.

[hammerdean]

Milli-cent, your lack of slang saddens me.

However, if we are going for proper speak --

Are you and Zabini considered a matched set of Slytherin lovebirds? If so, commendable taste. He's my archnemesis, and all.

[_pogmothoin_]

Thank you. However, why am I the ELEVENTH person you list????!!! ELEVENTH??!!

[hammerdean]

Seamus. You're seriously complaining that I didn't put you first? Do we need to kiss and make-up, here?

[_pogmothoin_]

Not first but, you know, somewhere in the top TEN would have been nice.

[hammerdean]

Awh, Seamus-kins. You know you're always my favorite cool Irishman.